“Forty Percent Leadbelly” · Season 7
In this episode: Bender (3), Philip J. Fry (1), Zoidberg (1), Ben Beeler (1)
Using my fancy technology, I can make an exact copy of this guitar.
Tell me Doctor Beeler, will I need to threaten you?
Not at all! You see nowadays, we can take a unique and beautiful object, and easily reduce it to a formula for mass production! I call the process "Science"!
I failed at my life-long dream again. How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?
But, robot, you can't just make up a folk song like you can a medical diploma, they have to come from the heart!
See this scratch? I tell people she got it while I was doing hard time with a New Hampshire chain gang.
I have a scratch too. From where Dr. Brutaloff slashed me with his finger knives, right after he thawed out of his carbonite, and right before he froze me in his carbonite because you deserted me.
You're always gettin' frozen in stuff. It's your thing, man!
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