Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

This calls for a party, baby! I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!

Bender

You know, I don't recall having done anything in a while, but I still feel I deserve a smoke.

Bender

Th-th-that's all you get, jerks!

Bender

Byte my 8 bit metal ass. [to Hermes] That's byte with a 'Y'.

Bender

[trying to cheer up the professor] Would it cheer you up if I punch Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.

Bender

Awh, I'm gonna call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender!

Bender

That's my bastard!

Bender

[to Zoidberg] I'm back, Crab Dip. Whatcha watchin'?

Bender

Gaze upon this photo of yourself and start squirting out some soul-a-rrhea!

Bender

With one-sixth gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time! It's like being a voice actor!

Bender

Hey, Elzar! I've just recently started always having dreamt of being a sausage making champion

Bender

[singing]

Bender

I enjoy getting drunk as much as the next fellow, but this sir, is Oktoberfest!

Bender

Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!

Bender

Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago.

Bender

If there's anything I know about fox hunting, it's EVERYTHING about it.

Bender

What's that weird cat?