Philip J. Fry quotes from Futurama

Sorry mister, but I'm no Bender. I'm just a simple farmer. Name's Billy West.

Fry

[laughs] "Billy West". What a stupid, phony, made up name.

Oh, hello, Leela. I was just telling my friends how they shouldn't eat food off the floor. Should we sing a song about it?

Fry

[excitedly] Yes please!

Hermes

I can see sideways in time! [reverse] !emit ni syawedis ees nac I

Amy

Gee, I see CGI! [reverse] !IGC ees I, eeG

Fry

Poop! Ha-ha-ha! [reverse] !ah-ah-ah !pooP

Bender

Aw, yeah!

[in a conga line looping around the cockpit] Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!

Bender

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-- Awww! That was the greatest uncountably infinite bunch of guys I ever met.

Amy

Where are we?

Hermes

Inside the belly of the beast.

Fry

Like that guy in the Bible... Pinocchio!

Fry

[after trying some of the Amazonians' maple syrup] Ah... that's the kind of sap I like!

You the kind of sap I like.

Fry

I'm scareoused!

Fry

You can't just kill somebody because they're ugly and corrosive.

Amy

That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.

Zoidberg

Amy makes a good point.

Zoidberg

I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice. He's developed Simpson's Jaundice.

Fry

[with yellow skin] Ay, carumba!

Zoidberg

His only hope is some replacement liver. Yours looks like a good match.

Leela

Well, if it'll help Fry...

Fry

Careful, Leela. He knows less about human anatomy than I do, and I can't even find my own uterus.

Leela

It wasn't unavoidable! You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled, "Stop! You're cutting my spine!"

Fry

Stop complaining. My body rejected your liver and now I have Garfield Syndrome. I hate Mondays.

Leela

Once and for all, Fry, even though it's the future, most objects are still just objects. Not Aliens who look like objects.

Fry

So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the cactus people were doomed from the start.

Double time, soldier. I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.

[shivers] It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off.

Pfft! You don't know what cold is. I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.

Bender

I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune. [starts laughing]

Farnsworth

Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, to nurse us through this catastrophe.

Bender

Why, God? Why have I been singled out?!

Fry

Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus.

Hey, Barack! Pizza goin' out. Come on!

Man, I've got to go back to law school.

Fry

[to Yancy, Jr.] Pffft! I'm not gonna wind up a loser like that guy.

Morbo

Linda?

Linda

Morbo? The so-called common cold, introduced by living fossil Phillip J. Fry, is spreading out of control. All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly... after beating up Phillip J. Fry.

Fry

[after he and the others hear this] Phew... lucky I'm safely locked-up in here with you guys.

Amy

[pointing at Fry] THERE HE IS!

Hermes

GET HIM!

You still 'aven't thanked me for pullin' you outta the lake, soldier.

Fry

I could've flip-flopped out.

I know that. Look, son. I know I give you the business sometimes. But, if I'm hard on you, it's only 'cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. I love you, son. Now, bundle up, I don't want you gettin' frozen.