Greg Pratt quotes from E.R.

Luka

OK, listen up! OK, first of all, you should all eat and drink well, because the party's on Weaver.

Carter

That is a surprise.

Luka

You guys who are still on duty, don't let me see a beer in your hand.

Pratt

Eleven years, couldn't we spring for some caviar for the man?

Luka

Anyway, ah, there's something my father would say when a friend went on a journey. And, he said it to me when I came to the United States first. So I thought of it today when I realized I wouldn't be working with this guy anymore. Not for a long time at least. Ah... my father would clasp the person's hand and say: We only part to meet again.

No... no, I did two lines of coke last night.

Pratt

What?

Yeah, and a bottle of tequila.

Pratt

You did?

Yeah, not to mention three Viagra.

Pratt

Why didn't you say something?

Aren't you supposed to take my history?

Pratt

Who are you?

Victor Clemente, your new attending and congratulations Doc, you just killed me.

Pratt

Clear. Ah.

Ray

Still V-fib. When's the last time you saw her?

Pratt

I told you, we were a block apart. Resuming compressions. Amiodarone's onboard?

Ray

Five minutes ago. You should've kept an eye on her.

Pratt

Pronestyl drip?

Infusing.

Pratt

What, you think you could've done better?

Ray

I wouldn't have let her go into a burning building, and I sure as hell wouldn't have left her there.

[indicating the discussion between Weaver, Kovač and Clemente] Yo, Frank- que pasa?

Pratt

I think they're talking about you.

What?

Frank

Weaver kickin' their butts is my guess.

Yeah, she's gonna kick their butts right out of here if they don't stop yapping at each other.

Ray

Isn't one of them gonna be the new E.R. chief?

Frank

My money ain't on the nosebleed.

Nosebleed?

Abby

You miss just about everything, don't you?

Pratt

What's this?

It's a vigil for Danielle.

Pratt

But she's not dead.

They're praying to keep her that way.

Pratt

Really?

Really.

Pratt

[hugs her] Not bad, Olivia- not bad, baby.

Chuny

Pratt! The little girl broke down in the elevator- we had to move her back to Trauma Two!

Pratt

[to Olivia as he leaves] Tell 'em to keep prayin'.

Pratt

Wait. What are you doing man? [Morris unbuttons his shirt] You got extra nipples?

Yes! Red hair, porcelain skin and four nipples. You know what gym class was like for me growing up? Hey, nipple boy, here here little piggy, look it's the ugly suckling! I heard them all

Hey! We don't knock?

Ray

On a curtain? What are you guys doing with my patient anyway?

Pratt

Nothing. Morris was just showing me his extra pair of nipples.

Oh my God! I can't believe you just violated my doctor patient privilege!

Pratt

I'm not your doctor, Morris and you sure as hell ain't my patient.

Ray

Wow, look at those! That is freaky! You should get them all pierced, wear 'em like chain mail.

Jerry

[about Pratt's suit] Dr. Pratt! Who's the lucky lady?

Pratt

Oh, no, no- it's nothing like that, just a little charity event I gotta attend to.

[adjusting Pratt's tie] Oh, don't you be coy, Pratt! Chicago's 50 hottest bachelors are being auctioned off to benefit the Chicago Health Coalition! [Pratt chuckles]

Jerry

Impressive!

[peeved] I, the 51st hottest bachelor, didn't make the cut.

Abby

How's Olivia feel about this?

Pratt

Feel about what?

Abby

the fact that someone's buying a date with her boyfriend?

Pratt

Aw, I wouldn't put it that way! It's a good cause- she's cool.

Haleh

[sarcastically] Really? Your African-American girlfriend is cool with her African-American boyfriend bein' put up on the block for a bunch of rich white women to bid on?

Pratt

[grins] Take it easy, Angela Davis. How do you know they're all white? See ya!

Why are you still here?

Abby

Uh, 'cause my fridge at home was empty and I was hungry

[looking at the ice cream sandwich she is eating] Didn't I see you eating one of those 20 minutes ago?

Abby

This is my third.

Third? What are you, pregnant?

Abby

What? What are you talking about?

Oh my God, you are!

Abby

You're crazy.

You are, aren't you??

Abby

No...

You are totally pregnant!

Abby

So what, you're in love with Albright.

I am not!

Abby

Oh Morris, come on.

You shut up.

Abby

You shut up too.

You shut up first!

Pratt

Shut up about what?

Nothing.

Abby

Nothing.

[in Darfur] It's a lot.

Pratt

Yeah, well... I work in Chicago, at County ER. I've treated hundreds of gunshot wounds, knife wounds, domestic violence... I think I know my way around.

AIDS, malaria, dysentery... two million people homeless, not to mention the nearly 400,000 already slaughtered. Boys, babies, tossed onto bonfires. Women and young girls raped, sometimes by men, sometimes by bayonet. The work of gangs, all things you have seen. But in Darfur, it's political, and on a massive scale. And while this insanity rages on and on and on, the rest of the world continues its debate: is it or is it not genocide? This is not debate. This is paralysis. Can you treat that, Dr. Pratt? Can you cure paralysis?

Pratt

You expected Marcus Garvey? Don't think we have any more in common than you and Carter.

Stephen Dakarai

I don't. In fact, I think Carter is more African than you are.

Pratt

What did she say?

Stephen Dakarai

She said we were angels. I told her there are no angels here.

Pratt

Speak for yourself.

Luka

Everything alright with you?

Pratt

Yeah, why?

Luka

Sometimes it can be a difficult transition, coming back to this place.

Pratt

I'll be OK. I was just a little rattled earlier. Cause of the whole Mike situation.

Luka

Well, good to have you back.

Pratt

Hey, thanks for making me go there.

Luka

Someday maybe you can tell me all about it?

Pratt

Yeah, someday.

Pratt

What's Morris's problem?

Brain damage is the first thing that comes to mind.

Pratt

Jane is like...

Luka

What's wrong with Jane? She's good.

Pratt

No, Jane is creepy. I'm serious. She's always sneaking up on me. She's like those twins in The Shining.

Pratt

What the hell happened to you?

I was attacked by ninjas.

Pratt

[looks at the patient] Who's this?

An obnoxious soccer dad... blunt head trauma, with LOC, breathing on his own. What's open?

Pratt

Talk to me, Morris.

Nothing to talk about! The guy came at me, I defended myself. I'm patching him up.

Pratt

Why'd he come at you?

Have you ever been to a kid's soccer game? [snatches the chart out of Pratt's hand dramatically and storms off] Parents are crazy!