[Morris, who has a black eye and bruises on his face, accompanies a patient into the ER]
What the hell happened to you?
I was attacked by ninjas.
[looks at the patient] Who's this?
An obnoxious soccer dad... blunt head trauma, with LOC, breathing on his own. What's open?
Talk to me, Morris.
Nothing to talk about! The guy came at me, I defended myself. I'm patching him up.
Why'd he come at you?
Have you ever been to a kid's soccer game? [snatches the chart out of Pratt's hand dramatically and storms off] Parents are crazy!
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