Robert Romano quotes from E.R.

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What kind of salad dressings do you have?

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I'll have the soup.

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Wish I hadn't just made that incision...

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Lizzie, when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.' Oh, never mind...

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[to Lucy] Miss Knight, you are like a crazed Energizer Bunny on this one. You just keep going and going and going.

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Why mess with natural selection? Nothing like a good influenza epidemic to thin the herds.

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[to Elizabeth about the Patterson malpractice suit] When his lawyers get through with you, you'll be lucky if you're slinging fish and chips back in England!

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[to Elizabeth] I'm not keeping score, but isn't this your third post-op death this week? Congratulations. We call that a hat-trick.

[to Benton, discussing a written agreement for a reduction in his work schedule] To Whom It May Concern: No frigging way!

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[to Benton] Are you really going to do this? Throw away your career so you can play Mr. Mom? What a waste!

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[when Weaver and Chen are arguing] Ladies, ladies, if I wanted to see a good cat fight, I would watch 'The View'. Let's keep this civil.

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Amazing how the human body can turn on itself. The very process we need to grow in the womb, to regenerate ourselves, systematically eating us alive. But no-one's sacred. Little girls. Fathers with little girls. Cancer. Brain cancer, liver cancer, breast cancer. It's the same traitor. The merciless unrelenting predator. Like time itself.

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[coming to in the ER after losing his arm] Oh no, I'm at County.

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Hello, who is this? You like your job? You wanna keep it? Well, then you tell your chief of staff, you know who that is? Good! Well, you tell "Jonesy" that Robert Romano is sending over four critical patients all of whom, I expect to be treated like his own mother, but without the inappropriate touching.

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I know most people don't like me; I don't care, I don't like most people. But I'm good at what I do. I save people's lives. Every day. If I can't do that...

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[after Corday loses her wedding ring down the drain] Somebody call the Tiffany's Search and Rescue team!