Frank Martin quotes from E.R.

Frank

[to Abby] You know lawyers; they're half as smart as doctors, but twice as sneaky.

Frank

I know it's been a long time, but that does not look like sex to me.

Martin

Does the brain feel more like Jell-o, or like butter?

Mark

Why is the thermostat in the lounge set at 56?

Frank

Get used to it. We are heading into another ice age. That's what killed the dinosaurs.

Mark

Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs, it was cholesterol.

Frank

So, you're gay, huh?

Kerry

Yeah, Frank, I'm gay. All right?

Frank

You know you're going to Hell, right?

Carter

Ah, the smell of fresh med students in the morning.

Susan

What is it about them? They all seem so...

Frank

Gullible, immature, vapid?

Susan

I was going to say "sweet".

Abby

Hey, Frank, take care of my baby brother.

Frank

Is he potty trained?

Kerry

[to Susan] You're doing a good job of clearing the patients today.

Frank

Easy to be fast when you're just killing them.

Frank

[while dressed in a Santa suit] Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas, little girl.

Abby

I want it to be January.

Frank

Since when is Santa scary?

Pratt

Since he looks like a fat, old homeless dude.

Luka

What is it with this country? Nobody takes responsibility for anything. Always looking for someone else to blame, someone to sue.

Frank

If you don't like it here, go back to Croatia. Not near as many lawyers. A lot more land mines, though.

Neela

Excuse me. Can you help me, sir?

Frank

You need to find a triage nurse.

Neela

No, I'm sorry. I work here.

Frank

Lucky you.

Neela

I-I'm supposed to start today. Neela Rasgotra?

Frank

Rag what?

Neela

Rasgotra.

Frank

Don't we hire Americans anymore?

Neela

The phone was ringing and no one was around, so I thought I should answer it.

Frank

Big mistake.

Neela

It's long-distance, overseas, for a Dr. Carter.

Frank

'Course, who else? Take a message.

Neela

[on the phone] Yeah, can I take a message? [to Frank] They say it's important. Someone died.

Jerry

Who?

Neela

Someone named Kovac. A Dr. Luka Kovac.

Romano

Did you get rid of those nurses?

Jerry

Yeah. They, uh, they went up to nursing administration saying something about hiring a hitman.

Frank

Hell hath no fury like an RN scorned.

Dr. Kovac! Tell me you did not put a splint on my kid's arm.

Luka

I'm sorry, but we're busy trying to find a man's finger right now.

Yeah, and the reason it's missing, is because instead of studying here like I told him, he's off with you playing doctor.

Frank

What?!

Not like that.