You want to go shopping?
I want to go looking.
Baby monitors.
Monitors, cribs, car seats. Maybe a little mobile of famous Croatian diplomats.
[Luka looks at her like she's crazy]
It's a joke.
“Split Decisions” · Season 12, Episode 12
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (3), Luka Kovač (3), Morris (1), Greg Pratt (1), Ray Barnett (1)
[discussing what they'll need to get ready for the baby. Abby realizes that they'll need two of everything, one for her place and one for his] So, if we have twins, we need to have four of everything?
I'm not having twins.
Ahh, identical twins run in my family.
Are you kidding me?
What? I mean, chances are really small.
If your mutant Croatian seed causes me to have twins, I ...
Listen, look at it from the sunny side. If we have a custody fight, each one of us is going to take a kid.
[Abby rolls her eyes at him]
Identical twins.
[still laughing] Got it. Let's go.
Wait. What are you doing man? [Morris unbuttons his shirt] You got extra nipples?
Yes! Red hair, porcelain skin and four nipples. You know what gym class was like for me growing up? Hey, nipple boy, here here little piggy, look it's the ugly suckling! I heard them all
[Ray comes behind the curtain too]
Hey! We don't knock?
On a curtain? What are you guys doing with my patient anyway?
Nothing. Morris was just showing me his extra pair of nipples.
Oh my God! I can't believe you just violated my doctor patient privilege!
I'm not your doctor, Morris and you sure as hell ain't my patient.
Wow, look at those! That is freaky! You should get them all pierced, wear 'em like chain mail.
Crap! [she ducks behind a clothes rack]
What? [Abby pulls him behind the rack]
It's Debbie Dawkins, from the pharmacy.
Who? [He tries to peer out, and Abby smacks him in the arm]
Don't look! If she spots the two of us in a baby store together holding bags of stuff, she's gonna tell everybody!
I don't even know who she is-
She knows who you are!
I don't think so!
Oh, Luka- every woman who works in the hospital knows who you are, trust me.
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