Morris quotes from E.R.

Abby, Ray, Neela. No brains, no courage, no heart. All they need is a trip to see the Wizard.

That's nice Eve, maybe you can bring it up at your next "Nazi Nurse" rally.

Oh, what is that, some kind of nasty Croatian word? Something about me and a goat?

I am not an ass-kissing company man; I'm an ass-kissing ER man, and I want my scrubs back.

Hope, would you drive a Lamborghini to a Laundromat? Hitch Seabiscuit to a plow? Have Eddie Van Halen play air guitar? I'm Dr. Morris. I don't do migraines!

At the end of the day, it's just us in the mirror. We're the ones who determine our own moral value. And to me, that's what Christmas is all about.

It is like some dorky angel has taken control of my mouth.

You know what I love about you, Gates? Just when I start worrying that maybe I'm being too hard on you, you do something to prove what an ass you are!

[to Luka] It's like, your wedding happened, and now everything's changed. You know, you're married, I'm with Hope, you're not the chief anymore, there's new ramps in the bathroom. It's a brave new world. Gates is still a pain in the ass, though. At least there's something you can count on.

All this wasted energy is severely inflating my carbon footprint!

I will be the keeper of the cheese!

[after Amspaugh announces a temporary Chief] Here we go again.

Hey, what's the definition of a double-blind study? Two ortho docs looking at a chest film!

Raise your cheese as we embrace the memory of our colleague, our mentor, our chief, our dear friend... To Greg!

We're all dying. Stress just gets you there faster.