[about Pratt's suit] Dr. Pratt! Who's the lucky lady?
Oh, no, no- it's nothing like that, just a little charity event I gotta attend to.
[adjusting Pratt's tie] Oh, don't you be coy, Pratt! Chicago's 50 hottest bachelors are being auctioned off to benefit the Chicago Health Coalition! [Pratt chuckles]
[peeved] I, the 51st hottest bachelor, didn't make the cut .
How's Olivia feel about this?
the fact that someone's buying a date with her boyfriend?
Aw, I wouldn't put it that way! It's a good cause- she's cool.
[sarcastically] Really? Your African-American girlfriend is cool with her African-American boyfriend bein' put up on the block for a bunch of rich white women to bid on?
[grins] Take it easy, Angela Davis. How do you know they're all white? See ya!
Really impressive how you guys can leap from misogyny to homophobia in a single bound!
Hey, you're the one who was just calling Albright a bitch.
Oh, right- after you did! Anyway, that's not the point- the point is, why is everybody so bigoted around here?!
No more overnights for Abby.
Yeah, Kovac, your woman's starting to sound a little kooky.
Oh, Morris, I swear to God, if you ever- ever - refer to me as someone's 'woman' again, I will slap you silly with this hole-punch! [she shoves said hole-punch in his face, startling him]
Don't you mean bitch-slap?
CT scan seems a little bit confused.
February 9th, and I want my can opener back!
Uh, 'cause my fridge at home was empty and I was hungry
[looking at the ice cream sandwich she is eating] Didn't I see you eating one of those 20 minutes ago?
Third? What are you, pregnant?
[pause]
What? What are you talking about?
You are totally pregnant!
So what, you're in love with Albright.
The baby's sex is right there on that amnio report.
Did you know that the X chromosome contains three times as much genetic information as the Y? Do you think that's why men are simpler?
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