Clemente quotes from E.R.

[to Pratt] Have fun in the motherland!

No... no, I did two lines of coke last night.

Pratt

What?

Yeah, and a bottle of tequila.

Pratt

You did?

Yeah, not to mention three Viagra.

Pratt

Why didn't you say something?

Aren't you supposed to take my history?

Pratt

Who are you?

Victor Clemente, your new attending and congratulations Doc, you just killed me.

This department needs a lot of work.

Eve

Yeah, it needs a kick in the ass.

So what happened?

Abby

Well, meet Glenda, my altered drunk head lac. While you guys were jerking each other off, she was busy bleeding into her head.

Abby

Was that Jodie?

How do you know her name?

Abby

'Cause she calls Frank about eight times a day, and I talk to her about three.

That's great.

Abby

Must have been- your fly's down.

Abby, You can't give me Haldol. You can't give me Haldol, Abby. I'm not crazy. You understand?

Abby

It's OK, it's OK.

Hey Ray! Come here, buddy, come here. Come here buddy, come here buddy. These freaking chicks are losing their minds. Come here and help me man!

Abby

Get Luka.

[to paramedic] What, are you gonna amputate my leg? [to Ray] Yeah, run to daddy, little bitch. Run to daddy little bitch.

Get a head CT.

Luka

What is wrong with you?!

I'm trying to help you, that's all.

Luka

You don't listen to a word anybody says! You're all over the place!