Haleh quotes from E.R.

Haleh

[discussing Deb's examination of an unconscious Carter] The term isn't average male genitalia, it's normal male genitalia.

Haleh

[to Abby] I've been doing this job for 17 years, honey. Doctors come and go, but nurses make this place run. We don't get much credit or pay. We see a lot of misery, a lot of dying, but we come back every day. I've given up being appreciated, but I sure as hell won't let any of us be taken for granted.

Haleh

What is that the rain turns the residents in this city into idiots?

Benton

[Carter gives him an H&P on a patient] Mother's maiden name?

Haleh

He's kidding.

Benton

[Carter memorizes and gives him a H&P on a patient] Mother's maiden name?

Haleh

He's joking.

Haleh

Peter, got a two-fer.

Benton

[Not paying attention] Alright, let's hear it.

Haleh

[Referring to the patients who have billiard balls stuck to their mouths] Apparently, this one did it on a dare. 'When the paramedics asked what happened' 'this one re-enacted the crime.'

Jerry

Do we have names?

Haleh

Yeah, dumb and dumber.

Haleh

I've known Mark Greene since he was a wet-behind-the-ears med student. He had the most beautiful curly blond hair, and so polite. All I'd do was ask and he would be cleaning the bedpans and changing the sheets. He was the best scut-puppy I ever had.

Wendy

So would you say that, back then, he was sort of "green"?

Haleh

No, Wendy, I would never say that.

Benton

Where's Carter?

Haleh

Do I look like his mother?

Susan

Hey, what's in the box? Bridal shop?

Haleh

Did you and Al finally set the date?

Lydia

No, the opposite.

Connie

She broke off with Al.

Lydia

I'm returning this ridiculous fake virgin outfit, and they'd better not offer me store credit!

Haleh

We got a situation here.

Carol

Well, I spoke to Mary Cain and she says she doesn't know who leaked it.

Haleh

And you believed her?

Carol

Yeah, I did.

Haleh

We had an agreement on the table to protect current staffing levels and management just pulled it. They're gonna use this to renege on the whole contract.

Carol

I'm sorry to hear that.

Haleh

You had no idea they were gonna use this incident against us?

Carol

No, I didn't. What? You think I'm lying to you?

Haleh

I don't know anymore, Carol.

Carol

You and management can fight and scream and tear each other's hair out for all I care. I've got a patient.

Mark

When Kenny Law came in, do you think I made racist assumptions?

Haleh

Black folk see the world one way, white folk see it another.

Mark

All white people?

Haleh

When something happens, you say it's got nothing to do with race, but for us, it's always got to do with race.

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 100 bottles of beer on the wall.

Jerry

I've never heard one go on this long.

Lydia

Seems like forever.

Jerry

He can't even count, never drops to 99, 98, just back to 100.

Haleh

So you don't mind that he's loud and smells bad, just that he can't sing the song right.

Lydia

100 bottles of beer on the wall... Sorry it's catchy.

Haleh

Who's on?

Jerry

General Lee but she's in a meeting with Anspaugh.

Lydia

I hope you aren't calling her that to her face.

Jerry

Our new chief of emergency services, would I do something like that?

Haleh

We need to pop this guy some Ativan and put him out of our misery.

Jerry

Yes, I believe there is someone asleep in the on-call room.

Wake them up.

Jerry

I can't leave the desk.

Haleh

Then find someone that can wake them up.

Lydia

We've got work to do.

She said a dog ate it.

Haleh

Oh, lord.

Romano

What? You didn't think I had a mother, did you?

Haleh

Just trying to picture her.

Haleh

The Sixties were from 1961 to 1970.

What about 1960.

That was the last year of the Fifties.

Haleh

Which means the new millenium really starts in 2001.

Chuny

Then why am I spending half my paycheck on New Year's Eve plans?

You and the rest of the world.