Kerry Weaver quotes from E.R.

Kerry

[to the interns] Most interns send their samples to the lab without knowing what happens once they're there. Let's pretend that we're a urine sample and find out.

Kerry

You used me, Ellis. That's what we've been about, right? You used me to get this deal. Well, I don't like being used! You underestimated me once, and you were right to, but don't underestimate me again! I'll see you at the board!

Kerry

Carter! I am not your mother! Now, for the last time, get up!

Kerry

Jerry, next time you want to make an ass out of yourself, leave me out of it. OK?

Kerry

[To Jerry] Damn it, Jerry, if you don't stop watching TV, I'm gonna rip it off the wall with my bare hands and beat you to death with it.

Kerry

Dr. Malucci, if I don't see you standing over a sick patient looking compassionate and engaged in the next 30 seconds, you're going to spend the next week doing nothing but disimpactions and yeast infections!

Kerry

Peter, you're an excellent surgeon, but ER management is not the best of your skills. Leave that to us.

Kerry

[When Chen asks for her job at County back] No, you know what? You can't screw up and then whine about being mistreated. Jing-Mei, you need to grow up.

Kerry

[leaving a message on Luka's answering machine] Yeah, Luka. This is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up forty patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the INS, tell them your green card's a fake and have your ass deported!

Kerry

Somebody go find Morris! He's probably in the bathroom again staring at Maxim.

Kerry

Back off Pratt, or I'll check your rectal tone with my crutch.

Kerry

People are starving, people are being shot at, men are flying planes into buildings, yet the "faithful" are saying, "Watch out for those lesbians! They're gonna destroy our god-gifted lives."

Kerry

Dr. Clemente is an excellent physician with some personal issues. That's certainly nothing new around here.

Kerry

[to the staff, after saying she resigned and took the job in Miami] So, if you're ever in Miami, turn on Channel 6 and that's where you'll find me. And if I'm not there, I'll be on the beach with my son.

Kerry

Carol!

Carol

Oh! You scared me.

Kerry

Yeah, I do that to a lot of people.