Abby Lockhart quotes from E.R.

Abby

One of my patients dies and I'm the last one to know.

Abby

I had a life before John Carter. If you want someone with no history, you're gonna have to find yourself a virgin.

Abby

Normally they just decapitate the leaders of the insurrection and send the peasants back to work in the fields.

Abby

I'm done. I'm done with the both of them. I'm done with all of it. Cancel Christmas.

Abby

[while Frank & Jerry are fighting about wearing the same Santa costume] You guys, we already have the wasted angel of Bethlehem. Can we not have feuding St. Nicks?

Abby

[to Neela] Should I continue being oblivious or do you want to explain why you're bleeding from your cuticles?

Abby

[to Luka] The last time I reached out to someone, Dubenko tried to make me his concubine.

Abby

[to Luka] Look, I know in Croatia you grew up like Ozzie and Harriet and I'm sorry you probably don't even know what Ozzie & Harriet is.

Abby

[to baby Joe] Can you say "Daddy is a butthead?"

Abby

Hope! If you tell anyone, I'll kill you. [Hope giggles] You hear me? Kill you. As in dead. Got it?

Abby

[to Luka] Being married isn't going to change the fact that I don't cook, or sew, or keep track of your socks.

Abby

[about Joe] You know, it's totally different when it's your kid on the table. And it would be a lot easier if I wasn't doing this alone.

Abby

[on Frank relentlessly chasing her down with some information] I think Frank has a crush on me.

Abby

I didn't go to med school to check boxes and push paper.

Abby

I know some of you have been wondering and I appreciate the concern. I wasn't in Croatia for the last few weeks after Luka's father died. They left without me and I was in a residential detox facility. I'm an alcoholic.