“I Do” · Season 12, Episode 9
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (4), Morris (3), Luka Kovač (2), Sam (2), Greg Pratt (1), Frank Martin (1), Jerry (1), Ray Barnett (1)
[indicating the discussion between Weaver, Kovač and Clemente] Yo, Frank- que pasa?
I think they're talking about you.
What?
Weaver kickin' their butts is my guess.
Yeah, she's gonna kick their butts right out of here if they don't stop yapping at each other.
Isn't one of them gonna be the new E.R. chief?
My money ain't on the nosebleed.
Nosebleed?
You miss just about everything, don't you?
So what happened?
Well, meet Glenda, my altered drunk head lac. While you guys were jerking each other off, she was busy bleeding into her head.
Dr. Kovac.
[grinning] Dr. Lockhart.
Luka, there's something not right about Glenda.
Hey, that sounds like a movie: "There's Something Not Right About Glenda", like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," shaky camera and stuff.
Morris.
How was your little sit-down with Weaver this morning?
Ah, she was telling me and Dr. Clemente how charming we are.
Oh really?
What, you don't think I'm charming? [grins]
[grins] I think you're extremely charming. I just also think that...
[Glenda interrupts with sudden movements]
Whoa. Ah... She was telling us that we have to get along better, you know, be better impression to our residents and be more agreeable.
Hm. Well, that's a lot to ask.
What, you don't think I'm agreeable?
I think you're agreeable, yeah.
[smiles] Yeah, you still think I'm full of sh... [Glenda smacks Abby in the head]
Ow!
Dr. Gallant, I'd like to offer my services in officiating at your nuptials.
What?
I'm a Universal Life Minister- I can marry you and Neela.
Jer, I think they're looking for something legal.
It's completely legal! I've married lots of people.
[grins] So, what- what, are you, like 'Reverend Jerry'?
[annoyed] Actually, I go by 'Father Superior.'
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