Doug Ross quotes from E.R.

Ross

(to the mother of a battered baby) How dare you treat your child like this? He's a little kid! I try to be understanding in my job, but lady, this just stinks.

Doug

I thought you were some kind of saint. I was going to start calling you Mahatma.

Doug

Jerry, call security. Somebody's in my parking space.

Doug

[to Carol] Tell him that you don't love me. Tell him that you don't think about me when you're with him.

Doug

[talking about Linda Farrell] Serious? Our longest phone conversation is "Get over here."

Doug

What can I say about Mark Greene that hasn't already been said? I think everybody knows how he overcame adversity as a child of Quakers, his years in exile, his political writings and limericks, his mod period with the turtlenecks, his blue period and of course, his ruthless march to power and the silencing of his rivals.

Doug

[to Susan, about Weaver] If you're considering violence, count me in.

Doug

[to his dad] I was standing there, Ray. It was 7:30, and you were supposed to be there. I was standing there. Where were you? You were exactly where you have always been your entire life: someplace else!

Doug

[notices blood on the floor] Reminds me of "Carrie". The movie, not the attending.

Doug

[after reading from Weaver's performance review of him] That's right, Kerry. I'm a psycho.

Benton

(having first spotted Carter) Oh, no! Would you look at this?

Mark

That's the first tailored white coat I've ever seen.

Benton

Isn't he lovely?

Susan

Lovely.

Mark

Do you think he knows anything?

Ross

He knows how to dress.

Susan

At your age Ryan Sandberg was retired.

Doug

At my age Mozart was dead.

Carol

Doug. They called from Neonatal if you want to take a look at the Niemeyer preemie. He's gonna be okay.

Doug

God smiled on him.

Carol

Since when do you believe in God?

Doug

Well, I've been contemplating my insignificance in the universe.

Carol

I thought you were the center of the universe.

Doug

Not always.

Doug

I'm not a grownup doctor.

Lydia

We all know that, but everyone else's busy.

How are we doing?

Doug

One step ahead of the Reaper.

Thats all you can ask for.