[Dr. Pratt is about to give nitroglycerin to Clemente, who is posing as a patient with chest pain]
No... no, I did two lines of coke last night.
Yeah, and a bottle of tequila.
Yeah, not to mention three Viagra.
Why didn't you say something?
Aren't you supposed to take my history?
Victor Clemente, your new attending and congratulations Doc, you just killed me.
[to Luka] The last time I reached out to someone, Dubenko tried to make me his concubine.
[about Clemente] He's annoying.
You just said you liked his bloody shoes, you wanker!
Just because he's annoying doesn't mean I can't like his shoes!
[about Clemente] He's kind of hot.
I thought you had a boyfriend.
I do, but he's at war and so are my hormones.
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