What's Morris's problem?
SSam
Brain damage is the first thing that comes to mind.
“Parenthood” · Season 13, Episode 4
In this episode: Greg Pratt (3), Abby Lockhart (1), Luka Kovač (1), Morris (1), Neela Rasgotra (1), Sam (1), Crenshaw (1)
[to baby Joe] Can you say "Daddy is a butthead?"
Jane is like...
What's wrong with Jane? She's good.
No, Jane is creepy. I'm serious. She's always sneaking up on me. She's like those twins in The Shining.
[moments later, Pratt turns around and sees Jane smirking at him]
[Morris, who has a black eye and bruises on his face, accompanies a patient into the ER]
What the hell happened to you?
I was attacked by ninjas.
[looks at the patient] Who's this?
An obnoxious soccer dad... blunt head trauma, with LOC, breathing on his own. What's open?
Talk to me, Morris.
Nothing to talk about! The guy came at me, I defended myself. I'm patching him up.
Why'd he come at you?
Have you ever been to a kid's soccer game? [snatches the chart out of Pratt's hand dramatically and storms off] Parents are crazy!
Mrs. Draper is back for her 27th hospital admission status, post-pancreatic pseudocyst.
27?
Yes, somebody needs to tell her the hospital stopped giving out frequent-flier miles. Oh, and she's a chronic rectal discomfort, and you two get to work her up and review her old charts.
All 27?
No, why don't you just forget all about visits 6, 13, and uh, what do you think, 21? Yeah, that should keep it interesting. It'll be like playing patient roulette.
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