Scenes with Louie Duck 90
Where are my--? [gasps as she spots her sons with Webby; then smiles warmly]
LouieIt can't be.
Guys, I think that's your mom.
[Della sits on her knees with tears welling in her eyes]
Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Della Duck.
[chuckles] I'm part robot! I knew it!
[He runs up to his mother and hugs her. As Della rubs her hands on her son's face, her tearful joy turns into confusion]
Wait. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, no. Their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel.
I told Donald. I wrote it down, in case no one could understand him.
I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO?!?!
Louie
I don't think you need a Gummeemama.
DMr. & Mrs. Drake
Gummee--
Louie
Knock it off. I think you need someone your own age to get close too. Happy Birthday, Doofus. I got you a new baby brother. [trashes the "Beaks" setting on B.O.Y.D. to active the "parents" setting] He's only a day old.
DMrs. Drake
Come here, son. [she and Mr. Drake happily hug B.O.Y.D.]
DDoofus
[throwing a tantrum] No! No! You will obey me! I'll cut off your money!
Don't worry, I'll transfer half of Gummeemama's money out of Doofus' account and into mine. After all, she was my Gummeemama too!
DDoofus
What?! No! She was my Gummeemama! Gummeemama. Mine. You sentimental toaster!
DMrs. Drake
[sharply] Don't you speak to your brother that way. You're grounded, indefinitely!
DDoofus
[gasps] He's not even my brother!
DDoofus
[threateningly] I'll get you for this, Llewellyn Duck!
Louie
[yawns] Boy, this sure has been a friend-aversery thingy. You know who my best friend is?
Louie
Sleep. Come on, even Beakley fell asleep, I think?
[Beakley is snoring with her eyes open]
It's a spy thing. And yeah, it might be sleepy time.
Sleep? N-No way! It's only 4:00 A.M.! That's so early!
Judging from your sunken eyes, elevated heart rate and irritability--
I'd say you're suffering from a serious lack of sleep.
Uh, yeah! Because I've been planning so many exciting activities for this party! I'll be surprised if we ever sleep again. [yawns, then chuckles] I'm gonna go splash some cold water in my face so we can party even harder! Ha-ha! [runs off to the bathroom]
KKids
[all exhausted] Yay.
Louie
[disgusted when he sees a blue high school] Ew, Webby, why is there a school in your dream?
[gasps] That's not Webby's dream. [bursts the doors open, wearing a sports jacket]
[The kids enter the blue school, which is revealed to be Dewey's dream]
Thanks! It's alive! [his hairstyle makes a thumbs-up] This is Dewey High! [singing] ♪ I'm the most wholesome boy in school / I'm a talented jock, everyone thinks is cool / If TV and movies taught me anything / When you turn into a teen, you just have to sing! ♪
[The kids walk into the locker and out through the doggy door, entering Louie's dream, where he's lying on the sofa as a lazy cat]
Louie
Mmm, yes?
This is your dream, to be even lazier?
Louie
I nap all day, I never have to worry about anything, I'm shamelessly pampered. [knocks down Pep soda cans Dream Beakley sets on the armrest with his paw] Meow. Everyone pat my head. [purring as Dewey, Webby and Violet all pet him]
[groans in annoyance] Good kitty. [Louie bites his hand] Ow!
Louie
Never mind, I don't want that anymore. [falls asleep]
You're asleep?! We're in a dream! How are you sleep-sleeping?!
Louie
I just am.
[emerges from the doggy door in the form of a wolf] I'm don't think I'm doing this right.
[Cat Louie jumps on the sofa and hisses in fright]
[The kids dive into the litter box, entering Huey's dream]
Who's dream is this anyway? It's just our room. It's so bor-- [screams in horrified shock at Huey's freakishly tall legs; dismayed] Why, Huey?! Why?! Why, Huey?! WHY?!
Whatever do you mean? Nothing strange here. Just a tall, distinguished, mature oldest sibling.
In what world does that description equal this?!
[snapping] I'm not good at imagination stuff, OKAY?!
Louie
Don't listen to him. Follow your lame dreams.
Would you kids like a jar of pickles from the topmost shelf?
I'm sure you learned... something.
Louie
What? But I really am sorry! We hugged and everything!
I watched your brothers blink out of existence because you wanted a shortcut to riches!
Louie
I said I was sorry!
You took off in that contraption without thinking about the consequences, or the people you would hurt!
Louie
[annoyed] I wonder who I got that from.
[Everyone gasps]
[holds up her hand] (Beakley, I got this.) Your little scheme to bypass the present almost cost us our future. This all stops now! You are grounded! No schemes, no treasures, and Louie Incorporated is done! Understand?!
Louie
Look, let me clean up, okay? Uncle Scrooge? Mrs. B? Come on!
Louie
[kicks the Time Tub; muttering grumpily as he walks upstairs to his bedroom] Stupid perfect scheme.
[Louie is sulking in his bedroom, still grounded after the recent events he caused from the previous episode]
Louie
Okay, being grounded forever isn't so bad. I've got my phone, my phone is also a TV, which is nice. [turns on his phone, only seeing his mother on screen]
Della [onscreen] Hi, Louie! You're super grounded, so I blocked your phone signal and replaced all your videos with this lecture on ethics!
Louie
Way ahead of you! [whips out a tablet that belonged to Huey] Thank you, Huey!
Nice try. The dictionary defines "grounding" as-
Louie
[launches the tablet away and crosses his arms; huffing] Oh, man...
Louie
You're heading to Big Rock Candy Mountain? Oh, I am going.
No, you are still grounded.
Louie
What? No, WHAT?
Err, come on kids, let's finish packing.
Louie
Big Rock Candy Mountain is the laziest quest of all time! It's my dream.
Your last "dream" made you take treasure from the past, which almost destroyed time, space, and your family! Now, (back) to your room! You can come out when you learn that no good ever came from cockamamie schemes.
Louie
Flintheart Glomgold is a fake identity. So all your money, all your money, and all your money goes to your new partner, who is, hold on one sec, just let me check right here, oh right, me. Always read the fine print, trademark Louie Duck.
What?! But that was my scheme! I got the family together! I was gonna steal their money from them after I won! I… [The other villains approach him in anger from behind; nervously] …can explain.
Let me get this straight. You stole all of our fortunes and then lost it all to a child?!
BTBig Time Beagle
[tearing up] I wish I never had a new pa! [runs away, sobbing]
[strikes Glomgold with her handbag] You scarred him for life! [continues hitting him] That's my job!
[Glomgold stumbles near Burger and Bouncer Beagle. Burger swings on Glomgold, but Glomgold stumbles out of the way, causing Burger to destroy his arm on Bouncer's abdomen. Don Karnage draws his blade on Glomgold.]
How could you betray us after such a dramatic speech about family!?
[Glomgold defends against Karnage, rifling his cane into Karnage's face and backing up near Mark Beaks.]
Facepunch App! Punchpunchpunchpunchpunch!
[Beaks punches himself out.]
You've made a powerful enemy...I have enough hate in my heart for TWO SCOTTISH BILLIONAIRES!!!
[Magica dives on Glomgold and starts fighting him]
Should we...do something?
[Glomgold frees himself from Magica's grasp by slipping out of his fake beard.]
Louie
Eh. It'll take care of itself.
[The villains converge on Glomgold who has reapplied a new fake beard. Glomgold dives off a nearby cliff to escape, but falls straight down, hitting the cliffside and bouncing into the waters below. After a few seconds, he resurfaces further away.]
CURSE YOU, EVERYOOOOONE!!!
[Glomgold swims away. The villains all board Karnage's Iron Vulture airship and take off after him.]
Louie
Mom, I know I messed up before, but seeing all the angles is what I'm good at.
[picks up and hugs him] Okay, but you need to take care to not hurt the ones you love, and I'll be here to help you see the angles you can't.
[Louie smiles.]
Now all you have to do is turn the new company over to Scrooge and everything will go back to normal!
[Della takes the makeshift can crown from Scrooge's hat and places it on Louie's head. Louie takes out the contract as Scrooge holds his hand out to Louie expectantly.]
[Louie has a devious expression on his face.]
[Louie starts to consider the situation here.]
Louie
HMMMMMMMM...
[At McDuck Manor, Scrooge enters his dining room.]
Louie
Uncle Scroo~ge HI thanks for coming!
[Louie, in a green business suit hoodie hybrid, is sitting at the other end of the dining table with Zan Owlson and Manny at his sides.]
Louie
Sooooo do you remember that bet you made with Glomgold where the winner won the loser's fortune and techincally I won both your fortunes so I could give it back to YOU?
[Annoyed] It was yesterday...
Louie
[Stumbling on his words] You said I'd be a bigger billionaire than you are one day and...well...today is a day...um...well...
[Angered] What are you trying to say, lad?
Louie
I'M KEEPING IT ALL SO I CAN BE THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORRRLD!!!
[Louie immediately ducks in fright while Owlson and Manny duck behind him. Scrooge's begins to laugh hysterically.]
Heh heh....HAHAHAHAHA!! You!? HAHA...are going to be The Richest Duck In The World!!? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Louie
...Yes? Um...
Oh, sure! It's just a complex, international conglomeration! You love hard work! Huh! Have fun. I'll be here when you're ready to give my fortune back.
[Scrooge takes his leave.]
OOwlson
That went far better than expected.
Louie
Of-of course it did, Owlson! I have worked hard for three whole months! I DESERVE THIS!
[Louie climbs on the table as Manny bows in front of him.]
Louie
It's time to get down to business!
[Louie punts Manny's stone Scrooge head off of him and replaces it with an item under a white cloth.]
Louie
The business of being crazy rich!
[Louie removes the cloth to reveal a solid gold Louie head.]
Louie
Much better. I'M THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WOOOOOORLD, WOO-HOOOOOO!!!
[An outside shot from McDuck Manor shows an ominous purple shockwave rippling outward following Louie's declaration.]
Would you knock it off with the song?!
Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!
Louie
The whobada bird of what now?
The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!
It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!
I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!
It was under our noses this whole time!
SSrooge
It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.
Louie
The treasure is a book?! Boo!
It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.
She really did have the answer to everything.
The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!
Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?
HDHuey, Dewey, Louie, Webby & Della
Yeah!
[The mosquito that's been bothering Donald throughout the entire episode is soon revealed to be a robot spy controlled by F.O.W.L.]
The ducks found the journal.
Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.
That's the fourth rich guy's bathroom we've been kicked out of.
We just need someone to listen to us.
Louie
Oh. I'm listening. You wanna be famous?
Louie
And you're willing to do whatever I say at any cost whatsoever?
[Louie and the Three Caballeros meet in the triplets' bedroom]
Louie
The fastest way to fame is Emma Glamour's IT List! [shows them the website on his laptop]
TCThree Caballeros
[amazed] Ooh!
[popping out from under the middle bunk] I know everything about the IT List. Whatever Emma Glamour posts on her annual online list becomes instantly popular. How do you think I found my favorite band? And my signature hairstyle? If I'm following the trends right, I think next year's big thing is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks. [tries to perform one but his yo-yo wraps around his body and hits him] Ow. I'll get it by the time the IT List comes out.
Louie
Yeah? Sure, Dew.
We must get on this blog!
Why will no one tell us?!
Louie
Okay. Okay, just… Look, Glamour is a famous tastemaker who only emerges once a year to post her IT List at…
[interrupting] An exclusive party at the Duckburg Museum. A night of famous people celebrating how great they are. These are my people. [gets into Louie's face] We're going?!
Louie
I get you into that party…
We get on the IT list before it's posted online…
We'll be famous around the planet!
Internet fame, the most important fame of all.
I don't know. How do we get in?
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