I don't think you need a Gummeemama.
DMr. & Mrs. Drake
Gummee--
Knock it off. I think you need someone your own age to get close too. Happy Birthday, Doofus. I got you a new baby brother. [trashes the "Beaks" setting on B.O.Y.D. to active the "parents" setting] He's only a day old.
DMrs. Drake
Come here, son. [she and Mr. Drake happily hug B.O.Y.D.]
DDoofus
[throwing a tantrum] No! No! You will obey me! I'll cut off your money!
BOB.O.Y.D.
Don't worry, I'll transfer half of Gummeemama's money out of Doofus' account and into mine. After all, she was my Gummeemama too!
DDoofus
What?! No! She was my Gummeemama! Gummeemama. Mine. You sentimental toaster!
DMrs. Drake
[sharply] Don't you speak to your brother that way. You're grounded, indefinitely!
DDoofus
[gasps] He's not even my brother!
DDoofus
[threateningly] I'll get you for this, Llewellyn Duck!
Oh, here's two: leave now. Nothing can distract me--
BOB.O.Y.D.
Dr. Gearloose?
[gasps and exclaims] Where did you get that thing?!
BOB.O.Y.D.
I haven't seen you since... I can't remember.
Manny, get this dangerous machine out of my lab!
You know my friend, B.O.Y.D.?
"B.O.Y.D.?" What idiot called it that? Its name is 2-B.O. And, yes, I know all about it. It is not your friend, it is not a boy. It is a failed experiment. I helped build 2-B.O years ago in Tokyolk, when I was just a lowly intern for the infamous Dr. Akita.
Huey, step away from B.O.Y.D. You don't know what he's capable of.
Sure, I do. He just saved me with his rocket feet.
And that is the problem. His weapon systems are back online. We wait any longer and the city is doomed.
[Gyro, Fenton and Tezuka all start arguing]
[breaks up the argument] Stop trying to make B.O.Y.D. something he's not. He didn't glitch once while we were having fun. He was just being a kid.
BOB.O.Y.D.
Dr. Gearloose, please, I'm a definitely real boy. Why can't you see that?
[sighs] Because deep down, you're this. [hands B.O.Y.D. the tablet with a recorded video] This is 2-B.O.'s core memory. Dr. Akita and I invented 2-B.O. to be the city's prime defense robot, but during the test run, 2-B.O. lost control and attacked the city, until Tezuka finally took it down. 2-B.O. was the first invention I worked on that turned evil, and I have spent my whole life trying to live that down. 2-B.O., B.O.Y.D., whatever, is dangerous down to its core.
BOB.O.Y.D.
But, you said you could fix me, so I'd never malfunction again.
Yes. By shutting you down for good.
[grabs hold of Gyro's arm] B.O.Y.D., run! Get out of here!
No. Not again. Save Gizmoduck. I've got to destroy 2-B.O. for good.
You can't! This is not who B.O.Y.D. is! He's a--a definitely real boy!
It's just made to look that way! You saw its first memories! [holds up the tablet] At 2-B.O.'s core, it's a weapon!
Wait, there's more there. Hidden under all those old memories!
[Gyro speaks gibberish, Huey takes the tablet and plays another old memory]
All systems online. Welcome to the world, 2-B.O.
BOB.O.Y.D.
[turns to the reflection] Am I a real boy?
Hm. Definitely. [hugs B.O.Y.D.]
[Video memory changes to Akita and Young Gyro]
AAkita
No, he's not. This is a defense drone.
Isn't he more than that? Yes, he's dealing with some first-time jitters, but I think--
AAkita
No. Now, go prep the monitors for the field test. [turns and walk to B.O.Y.D.] 2-B.O., you are a rare breed. The ultimate weapon. Overwrite all of Gyro's "Real Boy" programming, and execute protocol World Breaker.
[shocked gasp] That was his core, until Akita overwrote my work. 2-B.O. never had a choice. You forced him to be a weapon!
AAkita
Oh, intern, 2-B.O. is, and will always be, a weapon for destruction. For power. For evil.
Not all my inventions are evil! Some are just WIDLY misunderstood!
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