Don Karnage quotes from DuckTales (2017) ... TV Quotes Database

Don Karnage

This is your fearsome Pirate Captain, Don Karnage, welcoming you to our friendly skies. [threateningly] Prepare to be boarded!

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Don Karnage

This is why only I get the solos. [looks up at the Sunchaser flying away, holds up his sword; threateningly] CURSE YOU, DEWEY DUCK!!!

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[Dewey gets himself captured by the sky pirates as he was trying to get his hat back]

Don Karnage

Well, well. What have we here?

PPirate

A stowaway!

Don Karnage

[sighs; annoyed] Yes, obviously. I meant as a rhetorical menacing! We have a special punishment for stowaways. Peg Leg Meg, how are those sky sharks coming?

PLPeg Leg Meg

Not great, Captain.

Don Karnage

Does Don Karnage have to do everything himself?! You two, watch him while I concoct an appropriately dramatic demise.

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Don Karnage

[in disguise] I am Dr. Tom Kar...nage? An attractive and charming plant scientist.

Huey

You mean a botanist?

Don Karnage

You dare correct the fierce Captain... of the Plant Sciencing Committee?

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Scrooge

We all know that's Don Karnage, right?

Launchpad

He seems to know a lot about plants.

Huey

You know, he might be able to help us find that pirate ship faster.

Don Karnage

Yes! I will lead you to the ship so I can kill... -ect that flower? Oh look! Leaves! [grabs some leaves on the ground, and the Caterpillar fake moustache crawls onto them]

Scrooge

Just get on the plane, and don't steal anything this time.

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Louie

Flintheart Glomgold is a fake identity. So all your money, all your money, and all your money goes to your new partner, who is, hold on one sec, just let me check right here, oh right, me. Always read the fine print, trademark Louie Duck.

Glomgold

What?! But that was my scheme! I got the family together! I was gonna steal their money from them after I won! I… [The other villains approach him in anger from behind; nervously] …can explain.

Magica

Let me get this straight. You stole all of our fortunes and then lost it all to a child?!

BTBig Time Beagle

[tearing up] I wish I never had a new pa! [runs away, sobbing]

Ma Beagle

[strikes Glomgold with her handbag] You scarred him for life! [continues hitting him] That's my job!

[Glomgold stumbles near Burger and Bouncer Beagle. Burger swings on Glomgold, but Glomgold stumbles out of the way, causing Burger to destroy his arm on Bouncer's abdomen. Don Karnage draws his blade on Glomgold.]

Karnage

How could you betray us after such a dramatic speech about family!?

[Glomgold defends against Karnage, rifling his cane into Karnage's face and backing up near Mark Beaks.]

Beaks

Facepunch App! Punchpunchpunchpunchpunch!

[Beaks punches himself out.]

Beaks

It was in selfie mode...

Magica

You've made a powerful enemy...I have enough hate in my heart for TWO SCOTTISH BILLIONAIRES!!!

[Magica dives on Glomgold and starts fighting him]

Scrooge

Should we...do something?

[Glomgold frees himself from Magica's grasp by slipping out of his fake beard.]

Louie

Eh. It'll take care of itself.

[The villains converge on Glomgold who has reapplied a new fake beard. Glomgold dives off a nearby cliff to escape, but falls straight down, hitting the cliffside and bouncing into the waters below. After a few seconds, he resurfaces further away.]

Glomgold

CURSE YOU, EVERYOOOOONE!!!

[Glomgold swims away. The villains all board Karnage's Iron Vulture airship and take off after him.]

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