Black Heron quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Black Heron

Ever the gentleman, McDuck! [punches Scrooge, sending him into a stack of rugs] Consider your treasure hunt officially F.O.W.L.'ed up! [knocks the kids off their feet with her cyborg arm; into her earpiece] Agents, I have Top Hat distracted. Find that sword!

Black Heron

[on the phone with Bradford Buzzard] Mr. Director, mission accomplished. [holds up one of Webby's duck feathers] We got what we came here for.

Black Heron

Good afternoon, world leaders. This is Black Heron of FOWL. Regrets if you haven't heard of me, but I've gotten very well acquainted with your Agent 22. After meticulous-

My back molar is rigged with a distress signal. SHUSH will be coming for me, and you, Heron.

Black Heron

Excuse me?! I'm in the middle of filming my declaration of harmful intent. Where was I? [pulls out index cards] Oh yes! After meticulous, frankly ingenious planning, I have obtained history's greatest biological weapon. With the completed formula, I will breed an army of super-soldiers that will bounce to the highest peaks of corruption!

Scrooge

[enters the frame, laughing] Did you just say "bounce"?

Black Heron

Who is this? Is he with you?

Unfortunately.

Scrooge

You're making a bounce serum? The untold powers of the ancient creatures is bouncing?

Black Heron

Yes! There'll be bouncing here and there and everywhere! Mass destruction that's beyond compare! [Scrooge laughs] Stop laughing! I have wasted an entire reel of film, and you're not even entirely in frame!

Scrooge

Would you knock it off with the song?!

Huey

Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!

Louie

The whobada bird of what now?

Huey

The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!

Dewey

It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!

Scrooge

I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!

Webby

It was under our noses this whole time!

It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.

Louie

The treasure is a book?! Boo!

Scrooge

It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.

Webby

She really did have the answer to everything.

Scrooge

Or almost everything...

Huey

The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!

Scrooge

Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?

Yeah!

Dewey

My name is Dewey!

Gandra

The ducks found the journal.

Black Heron

Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.

Bradford

Then the race is on.

Scrooge

Lads, lasses, where are ya?

Webby

We got the Handle!

Louie

We got the Guard!

Huey

And we got the Blade!

Scrooge

Ahh, I knew you could foil those feculent F.O.W.L. agents!

Rockerduck

I beg to differ.

Your Bazaar adventure is over. Get it? "Bazaar?" Ho-ho-ho, man! I gotta try stand up!

Black Heron

[closes his beak, shutting him up] Quiet! My patience is up. [walks over to the kids] Hand over the Sword pieces.

Lena

[to Huey] Come on, man! Duke it up again!

Black Heron

Oh, what a rush. We got them!

Bradford

That was terrible.

Black Heron

That was classic.

Bradford

Why did we reveal ourselves?! We could have landed the plane safely, captured them. I--

Black Heron

Embrace your wild side, Bradford. We're supervillains.

Bradford

No, we are not. Your showboating is going to cost us the papyrus.

Black Heron

Please, there is no way that Scrooge and his brats are going to survive the… [the plane flys and lands past them]

We're alive! Yay!

Bradford

Ugh, let's move.