Scrooge McDuck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Scrooge

You kids are nothing but trouble! Curse me kilts, have I missed trouble. I suppose I'll have to keep an eye on you to teach you how to get into trouble properly.

Scrooge

I navigated myself out of the Infinitaur's Labyrinth. Freed myself from the Forever Fields of Fantoom. Why can't I find the blasted hotel exit?!

Scrooge

I can't believe I wasted a whole day obsessing over someone I don't like, and it nearly got me killed! Who am I, you? Ugh, have fun with your new nemesis. I'm gonna go beat ya both by actually being a better billionaire.

Scrooge

[as Launchpad gives a rousing speech about burritos] This is the dumbest rebellion I have ever been part of.

Scrooge

Plenty more adventures where that came from, eh lad? Now, where in blazes is that cocoa stand? I'm freezing.

Scrooge

Ah! Me money! ... And the safety of the fine citizens of Duckburg.

Scrooge

Aw, Goldie. I was so busy looking for treasure, I ignored the one staring me in the face... and stabbing me in the back.

Scrooge

And now we can steal it from her for free! I just saved SHUSH a lot of money. You're welcome. [Mrs. Beakley punches Scrooge]

Scrooge

You know, I spend a lot of time abroad. I won't always be here for Duckburg. I need someone to make sure this place is still standing when I get back.

Scrooge

[dreaming] Get your filthy chimney hands off my hard-earned milk and cookies, you... [wakes up] Gaaah!

Scrooge

[finding a sandwich that Tenderfeet prepared] Hmm. Still warm. Dill pickles and salted ham. An excellent pairing of flavors. Clever girl!

Scrooge

Ah-ha! A bigfoot! I knew there was something strange....afoot.

Scrooge

Yearly polishing of the money in the Bin is a necessary expenditure. I may be filthy rich, but I'm not unsanitary.

Scrooge

[as he slowly chases Dewey through the plane] I'm trying to save your life, now come back here, or I will end it, young man!

Scrooge

Huey, Louie, the third one... curse me kilts have I missed you.