Dewey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Dewey

Mom?

Dewey

That guy at the mall with the iguana is gonna be so jealous!

Say whaaat?

Dewey

[pretending to host his own talk show] That joke crashed so hard, you'd think it was Launchpad!

Dewey

Comedy, action, and heart? Who wouldn't want to watch this show?

Dewey

[as Scrooge, Launchpad, Webby, and his brothers all glare annoyingly at him] Great, now everyone pays attention to me.

Dewey

Well, Huey's gone sea-mad. We're dead.

Dewey

[doing the same pose as Donald does; dismayed] Aw, man, am I the Uncle Donald?!

Donald

[annoyed when the boat's engine starts up] Where's Dewey?

Louie

Sleeping.

Huey

Who's Dewey?

Louie

[looks at him as Donald walks back to the boat] "Who's Dewey?"

Dewey

All right, boys, we'll get to Cape Suzette and back before anyone realizes we're gone. So long, Dorkburg! Hello... [notices Donald glaring at him] Uncle Donald? What... What's up?

Donald

[shoves the triplets into the back seat of the car] I can't leave you boys alone for one minute.

Dewey

You were supposed to get him out by 10:00, Hubert!

Huey

You were supposed to signal before you started the boat, Dewford!

Louie

We never get to do anything.

Donald

[sitting in the front seat and turns the rear view mirror on the triplets] Boys, if we want to keep our home afloat, [sighs deeply] we've all got to do things we don't want to do. [sets the coordinates on the car's GPS]

Destination: McDuck Manor.

Huey

McDuck Manor? As in Scrooge McDuck?

Dewey

The bajillionaire?!

Louie

You're finally gonna sell us.

Donald

I'm not gonna sell… [sighs] He owes me.

Dewey

We're gonna meet Scrooge McDuck?!

Louie

That guy's amazing!

Huey

What?!

Dewey

I heard he's so epic, he defeated a rock giant and carved a statue of himself out of its leg!

Huey

I heard he's so smart, he solved the mystery of the chupacabra. Turns out it was just a shaved bear!

Louie

I heard that he's so rich, he only hunts for treasure to swim in it!

Donald

All right, take it down a notch. It's only for a couple of hours.

Dewey

A couple of hours with the most exciting duck in the world!

Beakley

Talk to your nephews.

Scrooge

[grumbles and reads the newspaper, then lowers it when he sees his nephews staring excitedly at him; startled] So, do children still like... marbles or uh...

Huey

Are you really our uncle?

Dewey

How old are you?

Louie

What's your net worth?

Huey

What's the deal with you and Uncle Donald?

Louie

Ooh, is this fork real silver? Can I have it?

Huey

How come you never visit?

Louie

Oh, cause you're so old and moving is so hard?

Dewey

You owe us, like, a lot of birthday presents!

Louie

You used to be a big deal! Whatever happened to you?

Scrooge

[slams the newspaper on the table, losing his temper; shouting] BEAKLEY! [later, then throws them into an empty room] You are going to watch 'em. Watch 'em! Huey, Louie, the third one.

Dewey

I guess family is nothing but trouble, right, Scrooge?

Scrooge

[sharply] Everybody out!

Dewey

Any questions?

Scrooge

Since when is Launchpad a pilot?

Scrooge

Launchpad, have you ever piloted a sub before?

Launchpad

I sunk a helicopter in a wave pool once. Same thing?

Scrooge

[sigh] I've done more with less. No matter, I'm back! Unchartered territory. Bold new discoveries!

Huey

Hello, bingo! I love road trips! I've got snacks, a playlist of traditional sea chanties, matching family road trip shirts!

Scrooge

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but there's no time.

Huey

But according to the travel itinerary--

Dewey

[pops up and rips up the itinerary] Boo! Adventure isn't about planning, it's about doing!

Scrooge

We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventures.

Dewey

That sounds like a challenge.

Scrooge

I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Dewey

...is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Scrooge

There is no challenge!

Scrooge

Lad! I thought the traps would get you for sure!

Dewey

[annoyingly points up to the upside-down buzzsaws; grumpily] Stupid upside-down temple! Nothing cool about walking under buzzsaws!

Scrooge

From now on, don't touch anything!