Gandra Dee quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Gandra

Did you drink more than one of the serum vials?

Beaks

Yes! I told you, I was bored! [his entire body grows with muscles] And BOOM! Bigger than Gizmoduck, it's Mega-Beaks! Oh, and you're all incredibly dead!

Scrooge

Would you knock it off with the song?!

Huey

Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!

Louie

The whobada bird of what now?

Huey

The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!

Dewey

It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!

Scrooge

I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!

Webby

It was under our noses this whole time!

It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.

Louie

The treasure is a book?! Boo!

Scrooge

It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.

Webby

She really did have the answer to everything.

Scrooge

Or almost everything...

Huey

The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!

Scrooge

Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?

Yeah!

Dewey

My name is Dewey!

Gandra

The ducks found the journal.

Black Heron

Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.

Bradford

Then the race is on.

Webby

Okay, if we wanna find the sword piece we're after, we can't do anything to alert F.O.W.L.

Dewey

[to every person] You, sword? Looking for a sword! Looking for a sword here! Do you have a sword?!

Webby

Or we can blindly ask every person we see. According to Finch's journal, our piece of the sword resides in the "Heavens."

Dewey

Aw, how am I gonna get to heaven when legends live forever?

Webby

We have to rely on our inner strengths. Keen observation. [she and Dewey look up and spot the Sword's Handle in the grip of the statue of Swanstantine the Great at the very top of a building; gasps] Oh, there it is!

Dewey

[sees Gandra Dee, who's making her way to get there first] Oh! We could follow that F.O.W.L. lady and beat her to it.

Webby

[gasps] Agent Dee! Okay, okay, no problem. We can use those platforms to figure out a way up there first.

Dewey

[calling out] Hear that, tech-head?! Prepare to get Control-Alt-Dew-leted!

Webby

As long as she doesn't realize we're here.

Gandra

Oh, this is a heck of a predicament. [analyzes the two kids] On one hand, I don't wanna hurt you two, but in my other hand, I have a flash bomb. [throws the flash bomb at them, causing them to be temporarily blinded]

Dewey

Uh, Webs?!

Webby

Dewey?!

Dewey

I… I can't see anything!

Webby

It's a flash bomb! It should wear off in a few minutes.

Dewey

We don't have a few minutes!

Huey

Fenton! I'm sorry to interrupt…whatever you were doing, but I was searching the docks and found a piece of Agent Dee's clothing embedded with nanites!

Fenton

Agent Dee, you say.

Huey

If we can reverse-engineer their signal, it could lead us right to her! Hey, what are you working on?

Fenton

Oh, nothing. It's really not at all revolutionary or earth-shattering or even a little brilliant.

Huey

Did you create a virtual reality cloud space?! With thought-based environmental manipulation? Can I see it? Please, please, please?!

Fenton

I'd love to. You can only access it through a VR helmet. The Gizmo helmet only responds to me. Ahh, if only I… [Manny comes in with a cart of VR helmets and foot-taps: "Here are those extra VR helmets you asked for."; sarcastically] Thank you, Manny. How convenient. No, Huey, stop! You don't understand!

Huey

Woah. Amazing! Incredible!

Gandra

What the…?

Huey

F.O.W.L.?! Ahh! [grabs and throws a beaker at her but she dissolves it, waving her hand]

Fenton

[beams in] Gandra Dee? How did you get in here… a place we've never been in together… villain?

Gandra

Ugh, you are such a bad liar.

Huey

He was lying? Wait, Fenton, are you... working for Gandra Dee?!

Fenton

No, not working for, working with.

Huey

But she's a F.O.W.L. agent! Are you a F.O.W.L. agent?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! [Gandra summons a weighted blanket, covering him] What's this?! Some evil F.O.W.L. trap?!

Gandra

No, it's a weighted blanket. It helps with anxiety.

Huey

Well, it can't stop ME from being ANXIOUS! I... I... curses, I'm totally relaxed now.

Gandra

[turns to Fenton] I can't believe you let someone in!

Fenton

It was an accident. But, he's not gonna judge us. Huey, Gandra and I have been working on the Gizmocloud in secret. Together.

Huey

[sits up as the weighted blanket lifts off his body] But, she's an evil cyborg.

Gandra

Yeah, this kid seems real judgement-free. [sighs deeply] My whole life, I've tried to push the boundaries of science. But that means people don't always get what you're doing. Super-science can be dangerous. It's why I ended up having to experiment on myself. And why the only people who would fund my work are villains who don't care how much destruction I cause.

Fenton

But what if there was a lab where you could perform any experiment with no chance of anyone getting hurt?

Huey

No one gets hurt because it's all virtual.

Fenton

If you have an idea, you can make a gizmo! We could share it for free. Bring super-science to the world.

Huey

No. [gazes at Gandra] You attacked us. You stole stuff for F.O.W.L.

Gandra

I've been tipping Fenton off to stop me before I do. I'm using their resources to build this place. Once it's done, I can quit F.O.W.L. for good.

Fenton

We're so close to finishing, but the lab keeps glitching.

Bradford

Hello, Agent Dee.

Gandra

Director Buzzard. I…

Bradford

I hear you were considering leaving F.O.W.L.

Gandra

Yes, that's right. I'm not scared of what people think anymore. I've got something better going on now, and that doesn't include F.O.W.L.

Bradford

But I'm afraid your request is denied. [snaps his fingers, summoning some Egghead soldiers and they grab hold of her] And for using precious F.O.W.L. resources to build your little "cloud," I'll be docking you two weeks pay. Oh, and locking you up indefinitely. Take her to the Lost Library!

Gandra

[as the Egghead soldiers take her away] What?! What library?!

Bradford

You have your secrets, Agent Dee. And I have mine. [smirks evilly]

Huey

Gyro?

Gyro

Hat nephew?

Gandra

Huey?

Huey

Gandra? What's going on here?!

Bradford's Grand Plan.

Gyro

Ludwig Von Drake? Impossible! You were ancient in the 60s. How are you not dead?

Well, between being captured and that Bradford forcing me to carry out his evil will, I was getting so busy, that I never got around to it.

Huey

Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah. What do you mean "evil will?" Bradford is just studying artifacts. It's what any Junior Woodchuck would do.

Ho-ho! Bradford wasn't just the first Woodchuck, he was the worst Woodchuck. He hated and couldn't stand adventuring with his granny-mama! He wants to get rid of it entirely altogether.

Gandra

Bradford harnessed the Solego Circuit to create a dimensional void. It erases things from reality forever!

Huey

Do you know what this means? Bradford is collecting artifacts because he wants to rid the world of anything adventurous!

Gandra

And he's not just getting rid of artifacts.

Huey

He's gonna erase my family! I GOTTA WARN EVERYONE! [runs off but bumps into Bradford]

Bradford

What a disappointment.