Magica De Spell quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Magica

[as she's freed] Feed my power, Dark Eclipse. Free my form from the abyss. Dormant magic now unchain, the Shadow Queen be whole again!

Magica

[as the family begins their attempt to rescue Scrooge] Ooh, looks like your family is coming to play. Say goodbye, McDuck. [laughs and begins to attack] Fore! Home run! Tennis thing! Sports!

Magica

Curse you, McDuck! You haven't seen the last of me!

Magica

[revealing herself from the Dewey mascot costume; facing a terrified Lena] Miss me? [holds out her hand for Lena to come to her]

Magica De Spell

Ha ha! I would never have thought to feed Scrooge's family to the Hunter Stone before it ushers about his destruction. Well done Lena!

Lena

Next time you give me an amulet that turns into a monster, I'd appreciate a little heads up.

Magica

Uh, that monster has a name. Show Tiffany some respect!

Magica

[in Lena's body] Big day, Magica, real big day. The eclipse is at hand, my plan is flawless! [retches and exits Lena's body]

Lena

Let me go!

Magica

Oh, that's right. I forgot you were here.

Lena

I won't let you do this!

Magica

Yeah, uh-huh, oh except at the moment of the eclipse, my powers will finally unleash, and I'll be an invincible juggernaut of DARK MAGIC! So, you know...

Launchpad

[pulls up to McDuck Manor's gates, and rings the gate buzzer] Howdy, Mr. McDee! Don't worry, I'm not here to check on you on account of everyone moving out, because the boys blamed you for launching their mom to space and orphaning them. I'm here to take you out for ice cream! Mmmm, sounds good, right? Family crisis- I mean, ice cream!

Scrooge

[through the speaker] Go away.

Magica

[in Lena's body] Out?! Moved?! Ice cream?! Without those kids to let me in, how am I supposed to get my evil, evil vengeance?!

Huey

Hey, couple questions for you. If you were caught in the dime, how come we never saw you in it? Also, Scrooge isn't exactly magical, so how did he manage to trap you in it? Follow up. How does the lunar eclipse factor into all this?

Magica

Well, you see, I channel my powers- [beat] It's just magic, okay?!

Louie

Oh, no! You broke the Mirror of Tyche!

Magica

[worried] The what now?

Louie

Ancient artifact? Terrible curse if you break it?

Magica

I've never heard of it, and I am versed in all magics. Gaelic, Demogorgan, Sumerian!

Louie

Sumerian? You were in that dime a long time. Well, good luck with the curse.

Magica

What kind of curse?!

Louie

Grave misfortune, increased gullibility, a swift kick in the ribs.

Magica

A what? [Webby kicks her] My ribs!

Webby

Magica! What did you do with Lena?!

Lena

[speaking in Magica's voice] No, no, I am Lena! I just look like Magica!

Webby

Stop mocking me!

Lena

Ugh, why does everything I say sound sarcastic?

Webby

Because you're a monster!

Lena

No! No! I'm not… a monster! [sprouts bat wings and turns into a bat creature]

Magica

Ooh, ironic!

Lena

Webby, help! [shoots out a fireball]

Webby

[noticing the friendship bracelet on Lena's arm] Lena? I'm sorry. I didn't see. Of course, it's you. Is this what's been bothering you? That you might become Magica?

Lena

[in her normal voice] I'm just… so tired of fighting it. I am her.

Webby

No, you're not. We were trying to destroy you, and you still saved me.

Lena

Yeah, of course I did. Of course, I would. She would never.

Magica

What are you doing?! Don't listen to her. You are me!

Webby

You're not her. You're you. You put so much pressure on yourself to be good. But you're good enough. [holds out her hand]

Magica

Give me back my powers, you ungrateful brat!

Louie

Flintheart Glomgold is a fake identity. So all your money, all your money, and all your money goes to your new partner, who is, hold on one sec, just let me check right here, oh right, me. Always read the fine print, trademark Louie Duck.

Glomgold

What?! But that was my scheme! I got the family together! I was gonna steal their money from them after I won! I… [The other villains approach him in anger from behind; nervously] …can explain.

Magica

Let me get this straight. You stole all of our fortunes and then lost it all to a child?!

[tearing up] I wish I never had a new pa! [runs away, sobbing]

Ma Beagle

[strikes Glomgold with her handbag] You scarred him for life! [continues hitting him] That's my job!

Karnage

How could you betray us after such a dramatic speech about family!?

Beaks

Facepunch App! Punchpunchpunchpunchpunch!

Beaks

It was in selfie mode...

Magica

You've made a powerful enemy...I have enough hate in my heart for TWO SCOTTISH BILLIONAIRES!!!

Scrooge

Should we...do something?

Louie

Eh. It'll take care of itself.

Glomgold

CURSE YOU, EVERYOOOOONE!!!

Your magic and your menace end here, witch!

Magica

Don't forget who you're dealing with, Blot. I am the Sorceress of the Shadows!

Magica

[Dramatically] Behold my power!

Magica

Oooooh! OOOOOH! Aaaaah! Soooo many colors! Soooo much POWER! OoOoH! Will it eeever eeeeend?

Magica

Pick a card! Any card!

You destroyed my village and my family and now I'll destroy you and yours.

Huey

Bradford, your contract is FLAWED!

Bradford

What?! Impossible! I've worked on it for thirty years! Went over with the finest toothcombs!

Louie

According to this, Scrooge can be with his family as long as he doesn't adventure.

Huey

But family is the GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL!

Bradford

That's... the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There's no way that-- [the Papyrus promptly disintegrates the contract] No NO! [he is drained of his power] I will not lose to Scrooge!

Scrooge

You didn't lose to me. You lost to my family. ALL of them!

Ma Beagle

Really? And you're supposed to be Scrooge's greatest villain?

Glomgold

He's not even wearin' a kilt!

Bradford

Please, no! I'm not a villain!

Magica De Spell

No, you certainly are not.