[As Falcon Graves and his goons hold all the party people hostage, Dewey starts performing his yo-yo routine on the stage]
Oh, my gosh, he's the worst. But… fascinating somehow?
GGraves
I want to look away, but I can't.
GGabby
It's grotesque. [walks towards the stage with Hack]
LouieGood plan, Dewey…is a thing I never thought I'd say.
EGEmma Glamour
The failure of it all is ridiculous… and beautiful! That is IT.
What? No way. Gimme that phone!
[Dewey wakes up from his nap and Huey and Louie suspiciously notice that he's looking a little taller]
What are you guys staring at?
Louie
Dewey, are you taller?
What? [looks down at his height] I must've... had a growth spurt!
That's crazy, you hatched after me.
Well, Hubert. Maybe my egg was laid first, ergo vis-a-vis, it is I who am big brother now.
That's not how biology works.
It is now, because big brother is in charge!
[Louie and Violet enter the Spice-a-torium to get the Sword's Guard piece and come across John D. Rockerduck]
Louie
Ah, Cristoph, old friend, hello!
Louie
I'm looking to spruce up the decor in my torture dungeon and I heard you were in possession of Swanstantine's Sword Guard.
CCristoph
Oh, dear, Serpent, you've put me in such a pickle. I don't want to incur your wrath, but I also want this man's 50 pounds of gold.
[exiting the bathroom] All right, Condiment Duke, or whatever you call yourself, John D. Rockerduck shall have his guard! What's this hullabaloo?
F.O.W.L. beat us here?! You had to stop for that liver kabob.
Louie
I don't have to tell you what happened to the King of Si-Ham when he crossed me.
CCristoph
I'm sorry, mein freund, but the Silver-Tongued Serpent demands the Guard, and he's not to be displeased.
[laughs] Silver-Tongued what? He's a mere child, a drooling, blabbering, buttercup. And I'm me, the heir apparent of the Rockerduck fortune, ruthless rustler, and the greatest land baron of the American West… In America!
CCristoph
Well, it seems we will settle this the way we settle all feuds.
Lads, lasses, where are ya?
Louie
We got the Guard!
Ahh, I knew you could foil those feculent F.O.W.L. agents!
SSteelbeek
Your Bazaar adventure is over. Get it? "Bazaar?" Ho-ho-ho, man! I gotta try stand up!
[closes his beak, shutting him up] Quiet! My patience is up. [walks over to the kids] Hand over the Sword pieces.
[to Huey] Come on, man! Duke it up again!
Bradford, your contract is FLAWED!
What?! Impossible! I've worked on it for thirty years! Went over with the finest toothcombs!
Louie
According to this, Scrooge can be with his family as long as he doesn't adventure.
But family is the GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL!
That's... the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There's no way that-- [the Papyrus promptly disintegrates the contract] No NO! [he is drained of his power] I will not lose to Scrooge!
You didn't lose to me. You lost to my family. ALL of them!
[The McDuck family are joined by their allies, and Bradford crawls backwards in fear, only to find himself at the feet of Scrooge's other enemies]
Really? And you're supposed to be Scrooge's greatest villain?
He's not even wearin' a kilt!
Please, no! I'm not a villain!
No, you certainly are not.
[Magica turns Bradford into a non-anthropomorphic vulture and directs him to fly to her arm, and she and the villains depart]
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