And, uh, you can tell Homeland Security that the quantity of radioactive material in this is infinitesimal and poses no threat.
Oh, you can tell them. Hang on a second. No. If-if the radiation source is infinitesimal, why are you wearing three lead aprons?
Despite my aversion to children, sperm count.
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