Catherine [to Ray]: You're not going to your scene anymore. You're going home.
You're suspending me?
No, I'm diagnosing you. You got the whatever virus. Take a sick day.
S10 E22Doctor Who
S10 E23Meat Jekyll
I'll be back to give you a lift home?
Oh, no way. You're a terrible driver.
How is he [Nick]?
I'm assuming he's okay, because he wants us to bring him a pizza or he's gonna kick our asses.
S11 E1Shock Waves
I know your heart's in the right place, Nick, but the family would be more comfortable if you weren't here. Now, I've been were you are. I know how you feel but sometimes the best thing is to walk away. Okay? That's the right thing.
After losing Warrick, I thought, if I just worked hard enough, if I focused completely on the cases that I wouldn't have to think about his death. There isn't enough work in the world. I realized that I couldn't do my job without talking to somebody.
I never knew that about you.
Well, I'm good at hiding things. Like you.
I was never going to be Fred Astaire.
S11 E2Pool Shark
So that's Earnest Boozell, huh? The "Booze"?
Biggest shark in Vegas.
EBEarnest Boozell
It's clear that the shark in the pool did not come from my tank.
Well, it had to come from somewhere.
EBEarnest Boozell
Well, maybe it checked in last night, VIP. No, VIS. Very Important Shark.
S11 E3Blood Moon
Did you know that a 12-letter word for across the woods is Transylvania?
[sarcastically] Grissom? Is that you, Grissom?
S11 E4Sqweegel
[cutting Margot's stitches] I'm sorry. Your cuts are evidence.
MMargot
Don't you doctors and police ever talk to one another? Wouldn't it have been a lot easier if that cute young resident hadn't stitched me up at all?
Well, he was just doing his job, and I'm doing mine. What's the matter, I'm not cute?
MMargot
Not right now.
You and Margot have something in common.
Yeah, what's that?
A stalker.
That was a long time ago.
S11 E5House of Hoarders
[At the hoarder's house]
How could someone live like this?
Well, it smells more like somebody died like this.
Sometimes, when we're faced with crimes that are so incomprehensible, we want answers. We want to believe that there's some order to things. Sometimes there just isn't.
You know, I almost threw out something Grissom gave me. Ah, yeah. Blue marble.
Oh.
You know what he said when he gave that to me?
Something profound, I'm sure.
He said, "Nicky, if life ever gets crazy..."
"...roll with it." He gave me the same marble. [both laugh] You should hold onto that.
S11 E6Cold-Blooded
Hey, did you know that coyotes won't eat the flesh of crystal meth users?
Really?
It's true. I read it. They can sense that the stuff is poison.
Well, that places them at a higher evolutionary mark than a good deal of human beings.
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