Annie quotes from Community

Jeff

These are lyrics from songs from Dave.

Annie

Who?

Jeff

Dave Matthews... oh, excuse me for being alive in the 90's and having two ears connected to a heart!

Britta

I want to say something to you guys about mental health...

Jeff

Is that Britta? Is she alive?

Shirley

Why did you think she was dead?

We kinda...left her?

Annie

Left her for dead?

Abed

Sounds bad when you put it that way; can you put it in a way that sounds good?

Britta

You do realize this isn't just a pile of chairs, right? This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there sucking your thumb, because you don't want to say good-bye. Well, it's time to grow up! The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort! Chairwalkers, attack! AWOOOOOOO!

AWOOOOOOOO!

Annie

The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!

I have an idea!

Annie

Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Annie

Flip a coin?

Abed

Coins create parallel timelines.

Annie

Rock Paper Scissors?

Abed

That's a nine-sided coin.

Annie

Guys, let's play D&D to help Hickey reconnect with his son!

Abed

Was everyone's take-away from last time that we can use D&D to reprogram brains? Nobody feels that we almost caused a suicide?

Jeff

We prevented one. Fa...bulous Neil felt like a nobody, and thanks to us, he's still out there, doing this and that in the background. [Neil walks by in the background]

Abed

A satisfying sequel is difficult to pull off. Many geniuses have defeated themselves through hubris, making this a chance to prove I'm better than all of them... I'm in!

Annie

We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.

Why?

Annie

Because once the Internet knows about something, it changes.

Jeff

Right. Just ask Chris Brown or China.

Annie

So we're trapped in here forever. Or at least until we run out of food and water.

Jeff

At least we'll have each other.

Britta

Till death do us part...

Annie

You know what? You guys can have my food and water.

Dean Pelton

You're here to save me, aren't you?

Britta

Let's get out of here and never look back.

Abed

Jeff, in case you have to remember me, can I give you some options for voice-over quotes?

Jeff

Shut up, Abed.

Jeff

M'lady.

Annie

M'lord.

Annie

Did we save Greendale? Did we just save Greendale?!

No! No, you did not! You moved dirt around Greendale's grave! Your school is still bankrupt, it is still unmarketable, and is still on the permanent chopping block of anyone who has any say in its future!

Dean Pelton

Yeah? Well, around here, we call that Wednesday.

Annie

We live to fight another day.

Abed

Speaking of days, I never got a chance to wish you a happy birthday. Or Halloween, or Christmas, or any other specific calendar event.

Annie

Well, maybe next year.

Abed

Definitely. We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. [Looks straight into camera] And that's canon.

Dean Pelton

Welcome back to Greendale, now ranking fifth on Colorado's alphabetical list of community colleges! Rest in peace, Bad Boy Slim's DJ School. This school owes its debt to its following heroes: Jeff Winger, a teacher so dedicated to clean energy, he's already parking his car like it's electric. Britta Perry, currently raising awareness of homelessness - not like she has a choice. Abed Nadir, who actually wrote this announcement for the sake of, as he put it, "catching everyone up". And Annie Edison, who led the effort to save Greendale from 534 critical emergencies.

Annie

534...?

Britta

Excuse me, ma'am. Is she above us or below us?

Dean Pelton

She is - Woah! I' m getting a call here, and, um, I'll have to take it. Frankie, why don't you explain what your role will be while I leave to take this call? My phone is vibrating, but it is-

Jeff

In your office, which you didn't realize when you started the fake phone call move.

Dean Pelton

My phone is in my pocket, Jeffrey! I'm walking away so I can get it out, and answer it! [quietly] Let me know how it goes.

Frankie

Okay, I'll just have a seat, and-

Annie

Our friend used to sit there.

Abed

She spun off.

Frankie

I'm sorry. What about here? [gestures to Pierce's chair]

Frankie

Okay, so I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived, and three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. In marketing, it's what we call the "Good Belushi". If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure that Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting.

Frankie

I found the smell. Someone filed a taco. Things that will otherwise get filed straight to my thighs.

Annie

Hmm. So I know you agree with me that we need to find the truth, but...do you agree that the truth won't be horrible?

Frankie

I'm not psychic, Annie; that's an illusion caused by extreme preparedness.

Annie

But...what do you hope is true?

Frankie

Oh God, no. I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed, addict-bound, incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear. My life results tripled the year I gave up hope and every game on my phone that had to do with farming. What's true will be true, Annie. Our job is to deal with that truth.

Annie

You sound a little like Jeff.

Frankie

Jeff said I sound like Abed. I wonder if Britta thinks I sound like Chang. I assume Chang thinks I sound like distant explosions and crying babies; you know he's unstable, right?

Annie

Yep.

Frankie

A transcript for Ruffles.

Annie

You think that's our guy?

Frankie

I do.

Annie

Oh my God...

Frankie

So many classes... [notices Annie crying] See what hope does?

Annie

Screw you, Frankie!

Frankie

I'm sorry, Annie, but I don't think you're seeing this for what it is.

Annie

It's a transcript for a dog! A really, really long one! It's proof that Jeff was right; this school has no value!

Frankie

Yeah, but this folder has no degree. Look.

Annie

What's that?

Frankie

Victory. You know, in the context of Greendale.

Dean Pelton

Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. You wanna guess how much better my emails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "now do me"?

Britta

No! I'll do it. [stands up] Let them leak me!

Annie

[stands up] I'm not letting you do this alone.

Frankie

Screw it. [stands up] I'm in.

Abed

[stands up] Someone has to be the last one that stands up, and now, that someone isn't me.

[stands up] I kinda zoned out. I assume we're standing to go see Avengers?

Elroy

These guys are giving hackers a bad name. [stands up] And "hacker" is already such a dumb name.

Jeff

I'm not an idealist; I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so... [stands up] Fine.

Dean Pelton

Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess...just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you! But don't tell anyone I'm with you; if you do, I'll deny it. But I'm with you here and now! Not literally "here and now"; right now, I'm leaving. But I will always have been with you secretly- bye.

Annie

Britta, remember that guy you were in love with, but your love was torn asunder because he was the human incarnation of a certain sandwich franchise?

Britta

I-

Annie

Don't say it! Never say that name without compensation! I know how much that experience hurt you, which is why I'm warning you that I just saw him in the parking lot.

Britta

[gasps]

Annie

Breathe. The self-destructive part of you wants to run straight to him, but we need to be smarter than that, right?

Britta

Right. Thank you, Annie.

Annie

Now, I have one more class, but if you could wait...[turns around] 40 minutes, I will meet-

Annie

Nuh-uh!