Elroy quotes from Community

Abed

The wi-fi's still broken.

Frankie

What happened to "good morning"?

Abed

It's a bad morning - no wi-fi.

Frankie

Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen.

Elroy

We have oxygen; we need wi-fi.

Dean Pelton

Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. You wanna guess how much better my emails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "now do me"?

Britta

No! I'll do it. [stands up] Let them leak me!

Annie

[stands up] I'm not letting you do this alone.

Frankie

Screw it. [stands up] I'm in.

Abed

[stands up] Someone has to be the last one that stands up, and now, that someone isn't me.

[stands up] I kinda zoned out. I assume we're standing to go see Avengers?

Elroy

These guys are giving hackers a bad name. [stands up] And "hacker" is already such a dumb name.

Jeff

I'm not an idealist; I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so... [stands up] Fine.

Dean Pelton

Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess...just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you! But don't tell anyone I'm with you; if you do, I'll deny it. But I'm with you here and now! Not literally "here and now"; right now, I'm leaving. But I will always have been with you secretly- bye.

Jeff

[gasps] Oh no, grifters! I better watch my French fries unless... [gasps] Counterfeit! Where'd you learn to do that?

Abed

We didn't learn anything. That class is-

Jeff

A ripoff? Hmm, what's another word for that?

Elroy

All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases.

Abed

And he kept trying to sell us stuff. Briefcase swapping talcum for "grifter's palm", briefcase hinge oil for silence switcheroos, and something called extra-believable socks. Those are actually half-off; I kind of feel like I grifted him.

Jeff

So, in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting. And...

Annie

Jeff, do you really need us to say it? You were-

Jeff

Eh, whoa, whoa! Yeah, I need you to say it. Let me just get settled. Okay, go.

Annie

You were right.

Jeff

[tenses up in pleasure] Yeah... Well, you live and you learn, guys. Well, you live anyway.