Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. You wanna guess how much better my emails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "now do me"?
No! I'll do it. [stands up] Let them leak me!
[stands up] I'm not letting you do this alone.
Screw it. [stands up] I'm in.
[stands up] Someone has to be the last one that stands up, and now, that someone isn't me.
[stands up] I kinda zoned out. I assume we're standing to go see Avengers?
These guys are giving hackers a bad name. [stands up] And "hacker" is already such a dumb name.
I'm not an idealist; I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so... [stands up] Fine.
Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess...just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you! But don't tell anyone I'm with you; if you do, I'll deny it. But I'm with you here and now! Not literally "here and now"; right now, I'm leaving. But I will always have been with you secretly- bye.
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