AnnieGet to the escape pods!
You really picked that outfit?
Annie
Britta!
It's Meridian. Keep going.
Insane. And what is your name - "Exploitia"?
Annie
Scorpio Nine! I'm a pleasure droid! No, I'm an assassin?
You're both. Keep going. She was a pleasure droid, she got turned into an assassin, she's now the daughter; that's your sister.
Annie
Get to the escape pods! And then we go! This way!
Check on Chief Star, Jeff.
[gasps] Oh no, grifters! I better watch my French fries unless... [gasps] Counterfeit! Where'd you learn to do that?
We didn't learn anything. That class is-
A ripoff? Hmm, what's another word for that?
All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases.
And he kept trying to sell us stuff. Briefcase swapping talcum for "grifter's palm", briefcase hinge oil for silence switcheroos, and something called extra-believable socks. Those are actually half-off; I kind of feel like I grifted him.
So, in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting. And...
Annie
Jeff, do you really need us to say it? You were-
Eh, whoa, whoa! Yeah, I need you to say it. Let me just get settled. Okay, go.
Annie
You were right.
[tenses up in pleasure] Yeah... Well, you live and you learn, guys. Well, you live anyway.
Annie
Do you want flashy forward, or cherry and classic?
[Annie gives a beleaguered sigh]
That's a no. That beleaguered sigh means, "no, I can't have black nails".
Don't look at the camera.
Annie
You absolutely can, and we all will when our bodies decompose.
Please don't Jim the camera like that.
Annie
Jim the camera?
The color black hasn't had anything to do with death or edginess since '89. My accountant has black nails.
Annie
Your what?!
Don't jump on that. My accountant; it's a figure of speech.
Annie
It's a form of speech called "making things up".
[there's a knock on Abed's apartment door]
I can film you getting it.
Annie
Is it?
[Frankie walks through the door holding her dress on a hanger]
ABAnnie & Britta
Frankie!
So I didn't put my wedding clothes on, like you said. So we can get dressed together and be girls together. This is gonna be fun.
[cut to Frankie's interview with Abed]
Annie and Britta told me to come over and get ready with them for Garrett's wedding. I didn't say no. Who says no to something like that? A cold, off-putting, incompatible person. The kind of person that turns a sleepover into a-a-a stoning. I had rocks thrown at me. Biblical, igneous, jagged, hateful, pointy, ninja rocks, and that's not gonna happen again.
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