This inspection is going to be the most boring thing to happen here since Britta dated Troy.
“Basic Story” · Season 5, Episode 12
In this episode: Jeff (4), Britta (1), Annie (1), Dean Pelton (1), Shirley (1)
I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff. I know how much you feel in general, and I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me. It's your strength.
You got something in your teeth.
Mhm. You got something in your chest.
We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.
HHickey
Why?
Because once the Internet knows about something, it changes.
Right. Just ask Chris Brown or China.
[Jeff enters the study room to find Britta sitting at the table alone]
Hey.
Hey.
So...what are you gonna do?
I'm thinking I'm gonna transfer to City College, but I'm knowing I'm gonna be a bartender. You?
Subway offered me a job.
Nice! [quick pause] I'm worried about Abed and Annie. They're not ready for this to end.
Yeah, they're part of the "adulthood begins at 30" generation. I'm...I'm actually looking forward to a little bit of-
Sanity?
Yes! Sanity. Yeah, I mean, it's over, but on the other hand, it's over.
Amen. And to think, this all started because you wanted to-
Nail you. [chuckles] Yeah, I regret nothing.
Don't. I mean, after everything that's happened here, what did either of us get done aside from each other?
Exactly, and what are either of us gonna be leaving...with...?
[pause]
"Um...I should go clean out my locker," she said at the age of 33...
[Britta gets up and starts to leave, but Jeff stops her]
Let's get married.
What?
Yeah, right? I mean, this is what matters, right? This is what keeps people from being pointless! Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford, and a dog that makes us angry.
And dedicate an entire cabinet to grocery bags and realize we have a favorite brand of olive oil?
Yes; marry me.
Okay, yeah.
[they both embrace and kiss]
Yeah...uh, yeah, this feels...right. Let's get out of here and never look back.
Yeah, but first, let's lock these doors and pull these shades. We've never had sex on the new table.
Yes, two for two! Medium roughness, high tempo?
Let's make it a number eight.
[suddenly, Dean Pelton, Abed, and Annie burst in the room]
BURIED TREASURE!
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