“Geothermal Escapism” quotes from Community

Britta

I want to say something to you guys about mental health...

Jeff

Is that Britta? Is she alive?

Shirley

Why did you think she was dead?

We kinda...left her?

Annie

Left her for dead?

Abed

Sounds bad when you put it that way; can you put it in a way that sounds good?

Britta

You do realize this isn't just a pile of chairs, right? This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there sucking your thumb, because you don't want to say good-bye. Well, it's time to grow up! The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort! Chairwalkers, attack! AWOOOOOOO!

AWOOOOOOOO!

My name was Vicki! Tell my story!

Garrett

These are my only pants; I can't get them dirty!

I'm actually British!

Shirley

Leonard, butter ‘em up!

Leonard

You got it!

Leonard

Cirque du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards!

Abed

Okay, we'll go into the vents. They'll never find us there.

I say we take a stand here. I mean, someone's gotta win sometime.

Abed

Not if we never kill each other. Then we can play forever.

Right! Wait, Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's gotta end.

Abed

It's not a game for me, Troy. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so... I made a game where you and everyone else see what I see. [Both look at lava] I don't want it to be there either, I swear. I want you to be able to leave, but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving.

So the only way I can help you is by giving up my chance to... be one person?

Britta

You guys ready for closure?!

Of your caskets?!

Guys, stop! The lava’s real to Abed! It’s not a game to him!

Britta

Oh no…

You know what I think? I think he’s used to getting his own way. I think he’s never met me.

Abed

Clone Troy.

Clone Abed.

Abed

By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like the compulsion to come back.

Cool. Clone hug?