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S6 E1

Community · Season 6, Episode 1

Britta, Dean Pelton and others in “Ladders”

Excuse me, ma'am. Is she above us or below us?

She is - Woah! I' m getting a call here, and, um, I'll have to take it. Frankie, why don't you explain what your role will be while I leave to take this call? My phone is vibrating, but it is-

In your office, which you didn't realize when you started the fake phone call move.

My phone is in my pocket, Jeffrey! I'm walking away so I can get it out, and answer it! [quietly] Let me know how it goes.

Okay, I'll just have a seat, and-

[the study group protests]

Our friend used to sit there.

She spun off.

I'm sorry. What about here? [gestures to Pierce's chair]

[the study group agrees]

Okay, so I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived, and three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. In marketing, it's what we call the "Good Belushi". If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure that Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting.

[the study group murmurs in

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