The show's going to last three weeks!
Six seasons and a movie!
TTroy
Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Troy, we never said ourselves.
TTroy
Okay, now I'm really mad.
[Troy and Abed are watching TV as Britta comes in the room and abruptly changes channel, to their disappointment]
TTroy
What are you doing?!
There's rioting in Tunisia!
TTroy
The Cape is premiering!
Humanity is premiering, you jags!
TTroy
[as he and the study group emerge from a lake completely wet] You can yell at me all you want! I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster.
[Jeff starts delivering a speech that becomes a montage of other "Winger Speeches" that were given in varoius locations]
Look, we've known each other for almost two years now.
[In a haunted house] And yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common:
[At a drug lord's compound] They're all different. These drug runners aren't gonna execute Pierce because he's racist!
[In a railway station] It's a locomotive that runs on us!
[On the shore of a lake] ...and the only sharks in that water...
[In a haunted house] ...are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear,
[In the College's cafeteria] ...anchovies,
[On a camping trip] ...fear...
[In an asylum] ...and the dangers of ingesting mercury! Gahh!
[Outside of a motel] Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds...
[In the College's cafeteria] And there's no such things as a "free Caesar Salad"! And even if there were...
[In the study room] The Cape still might find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why:
[At a drug lord's compound, in Spanish] El corazón del agua es verdad.
[On the shore of a lake] That water is a lie!
[In an asylum] Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
[In the study room] So, maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it's just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super-group.
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