Pierce has got a girlfriend!
That's great. What's she do?
She's an escort.
Oh...
Some mysteries solve themselves, don't they?
TTroy
Taking a call girl to an STD fair? There's a joke here.
(Begins writing in notebook) (After some time has passed)Don't eat the crab dip, hey yay.
Isn't it great? Greendale is the latest campus to catch a case of public health fever.
You know the toilets in the women's bathrooms don't have seats, right?
Because they keep getting stolen. Sabrina, take a note. I want hidden cameras in every stall.
Problem solved.
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