Vengeance? Ha! I was never one to hold grudges, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that.
TTroy
I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you, Pierce!
[to Abed, who is filming the documentary] Don't you dare intercut this with footage of me freaking out!
[footage of Jeff freaking out while becoming increasingly distressed at the thought of meeting his estranged father is shown]
LBLeVar Burton
[while eating in the study room with Troy, he starts singing the opening of Reading Rainbow]
"Butterflies in the sky,
I can go twice as high,
Take a look,
It's in a book,
The Reading Rainbow!"
[Troy has a breakdown and runs away screaming]
LBLeVar Burton
Oh well, more fish for Kunta!
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