For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.
What is that?
It's a monkey.
Why do you have a monkey?
It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have ten of them?
Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.
Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead, you know what I mean?
I don't.
[To Abed] You're not alone on this case. Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead".
Trying? Coined and minted. Been there, coined that! "Streets ahead" is verbal wildfire.
Does it just mean "cool", or is it supposed to be like "miles ahead"?
[Sighs] If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
If it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.
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