TV show quotes
I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I'd want from her is the hockey scores.
And you wouldn't even get that!
Is there anything I can do?
No. This problem is strictly between myself and Frasier Crane. Suffice to say, he insists on making mountains out of molehills.
He wants you to wear a padded bra?
Eddie's got an extra ticket to the RV show for tonight, Coach. How's that sound?
Terrific.
Well go ahead. I'll cover for ya.
Hot dog!
Some luck, huh Eddie?
Well, I guess I'm not going to get a good night kiss.
You might if you're nice to him.
I haven't had such a good time since uh....
That's okay. I know when you stopped having a good time, Diane.
It goes without saying I would have had a better time if I had gone with Frasier.
Me too.
Boy Doc, you tell great stories.
That was Poe.
Don't be modest, it was great.
What a night. Two hundred bucks in tips.
What are you gonna do with all that money, Carla?
I am going to spend it all on my kids.
Good girl.
How many gunny sacks and one way tickets do you think it will buy?
It's nice to know you draw the line somewhere.
There are three types of women I don't get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.
[to Cliff] He's added one.
You know I don't ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.
Coach, I'm gonna be blunt with you. Her friend's cute and all that, but she doesn't have what I'm lookin' for in a woman.
What's that? Break-away clothes?
You heard from Irene?
Well not for awhile but you're not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony anyway. Are you?
No, but you're supposed to know whether or not she's in the country at least.
[about women] They're only good for one thing.
And for you, not even that.
[referring to Diane] I understand you used to date that woman.
That's right.
How much would it take to start things up again?
You don't have enough money.
How do you know?
There isn't enough money.
What would you say to a nice beer, Normy?
Going down?
Nick, what the hell do you want?
Hey, is that the kind of hello I deserve?
No, bend over and I'll give it to you.
I need a simple favor.
Unless it's setting your eyebrows on fire, forget it.
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