Cheers quotes

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Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?
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Coach: What will it be, Normy?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
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Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normy?
Norm: Going down?
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Coach: What'll it be Norm?
Norm: Fame, fortune, fast women.
Coach: How about a beer?
Norm: Even better.
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Coach: What's going on, Norm?
Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.
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Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
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Coach: What's the point of winning if you can't humiliate the other team?
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Coach: What's the story, Norm?
Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.
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Coach: What's your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that's tough to say, Coach. Let's see I'm overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I've never been happier.
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Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I'd like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.
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Coach:[about War and Peace] Forget it Sam, no one can read four ounces a day.
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Diane [into telephone]: Yes, I'll take a message.
[Pause, then Diane hangs up the phone]
Sam: Well?
Diane: "You're a magnificent pagan beast."
Sam: Thanks. What's the message?
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Diane: [about Amanda] Maybe I'm being an alarmist. She wouldn't be out if she still had problems.
Carla: You're out.
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Diane: [about Andy Andy] We, mostly I, can save this man's life.
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Diane: [about Carla] She should be over this by now. It's been weeks. I've robbed her of her zest for life.
Sam: You do have that effect on people.
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