What will it be, Normy?
A transfusion with a head on it.
S3 E1Rebound - Part 1
I didn't start drinking when she left, I was celebrating. [to Diane] Celebrating the day I got rid of you. You hear that everybody?
EEveryone
Celebrating.
Well let me tell you something, Sam. I have two birthdays now. One to mark the occasion when my mother bore me and one to commemorate my glorious rebirth when I walked out of here.
Just one more time: you did not walk out of here. I kicked you out and I would do it again except that no man deserves that much pleasure in one's life.
S3 E2Rebound - Part 2
Carla, why do you keep building walls between you and everyone else?
Have you taken a good look at everyone else [in the bar]?
Touché.
Oh Frasier, I think I'm going to come back to work here.
What?! No no no no no no. Listen as Frasier Crane M.D. I don't think that's a good idea for the two of you. And as Frasier Crane Man I don't think it's a good idea for the three of us.
I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I'd want from her is the hockey scores.
And you wouldn't even get that!
S3 E3I Call Your Name
Is there anything I can do?
No. This problem is strictly between myself and Frasier Crane. Suffice to say, he insists on making mountains out of molehills.
He wants you to wear a padded bra?
Eddie's got an extra ticket to the RV show for tonight, Coach. How's that sound?
Terrific.
Well go ahead. I'll cover for ya.
Hot dog!
Some luck, huh Eddie?
Well, I guess I'm not going to get a good night kiss.
You might if you're nice to him.
S3 E4Fairy Tales Can Come True
I haven't had such a good time since uh....
That's okay. I know when you stopped having a good time, Diane.
It goes without saying I would have had a better time if I had gone with Frasier.
Me too.
Boy Doc, you tell great stories.
That was Poe.
Don't be modest, it was great.
S3 E5Sam Turns the Other Cheek
What a night. Two hundred bucks in tips.
What are you gonna do with all that money, Carla?
I am going to spend it all on my kids.
Good girl.
How many gunny sacks and one way tickets do you think it will buy?
It's nice to know you draw the line somewhere.
There are three types of women I don't get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.
[to Cliff] He's added one.
S3 E6Coach in Love - Part 1
You know I don't ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.
Coach, I'm gonna be blunt with you. Her friend's cute and all that, but she doesn't have what I'm lookin' for in a woman.
What's that? Break-away clothes?
S3 E7Coach in Love - Part 2
You heard from Irene?
Well not for awhile but you're not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony anyway. Are you?
No, but you're supposed to know whether or not she's in the country at least.
[about women] They're only good for one thing.
And for you, not even that.
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