Cheers · Season 2
The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state.
Like Colorado?
No, Coach. Uh, more like a king or a prince. Conversely, if you've not led a good life, you come back in a more lowly condition.
[chuckling] Last time around, I must have made a real ass out of myself.
You've been with a lot of women.
No, I have not. There have not been that many women. I just exaggerated here in the bar. There have not been that many.
How many have there been?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe four hun-- [Diane gasps] Honeys. Honeys. Four honeys.
I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
She has to like you, right?
If I wasn't wearing this uniform, I'd ask you to step outside.
If you weren't wearing that uniform, we'd all step outside.
First of all nobody resigns from a bar and second of all nobody resigns in Latin.
It's French, Sammy.
Would you like a beer, Norm?
I'd like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.
[about Andy Andy] We, mostly I, can save this man's life.
[Andy is strangling Diane, dressed as characters from "Othello".]
Help, this psycho is trying to kill me!
That's the only line from Shakespeare I ever understood!
[about War and Peace] Forget it Sam, no one can read four ounces a day.
You didn't shave.
Oh no no. I needed a new place to scratch.
I'll go with you I know CPR.
I'll go, I'm a CPA.
[Calling Carla in a hotel room, worried Hank may die if he's allowed to have sex with her] What should I say?
Ask her to look next to her and count the dead people.
Sam, if brains were money you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.
Coach, I'm having blackouts!
Kinda nice break in the day, isn't it, Sam?
What's the point of winning if you can't humiliate the other team?
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