Beer, Normy?
Coach, I don't know. I'll have one next week... what the heck I'm young.
S2 E19Snow Job
What's shaking, Norm?
All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
S2 E20Coach Buries a Grudge
Coach, come on. You have to find a way to put this behind you. Angela and T-Bone are both in heaven now.
Let's hope he's not hitting on her up there.
I have a way with inanimate objects.
Maybe you'd like to take a crack at Norm here.
S2 E21Norman's Conquest
Just so we can follow the fun, what's this fight about?
We're not fighting, Carla. We're merely discussing a little difference of opinion. Vodka rocks, two. I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.
Sometimes I'm ashamed God made me a man.
I don't think God's doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.
[about being named one of the sexiest bachelors] Besides it gave me a chance to air some of my political issues.
What political issues did you air your views on?
I told them I thought nuclear war would be bad news.
Oh Sam, you stirred up a hornet's nest there.
Really? Well I can always say I was misquoted.
Oh, I see when they say eligible bachelors they mean eligible for a brain transplant.
S2 E22I'll Be Seeing You - Part 1
PPhillip
That's the face I've been looking for.
Sorry, I'm still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.
I know what you mean, Sam. Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them anymore.
S2 E23I'll Be Seeing You - Part 2
Oh my God Sam, I've made you a babbling idiot.
Who are you calling a babbling idiot?
You don't have to get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor let me criticize me for awhile. You're sickening.
Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Nope.
The fat, braying ass would.
Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.
[Diane slaps Sam, he slaps her back]
How dare you slap me!
[Diane slaps Sam again, he slaps her back again]
Don't you ever hit me again!
Like hell.
[They carry on slapping each other]
S3 E1Rebound - Part 1
What will it be, Normy?
A transfusion with a head on it.
I didn't start drinking when she left, I was celebrating. [to Diane] Celebrating the day I got rid of you. You hear that everybody?
EEveryone
Celebrating.
Well let me tell you something, Sam. I have two birthdays now. One to mark the occasion when my mother bore me and one to commemorate my glorious rebirth when I walked out of here.
Just one more time: you did not walk out of here. I kicked you out and I would do it again except that no man deserves that much pleasure in one's life.
S3 E2Rebound - Part 2
Carla, why do you keep building walls between you and everyone else?
Have you taken a good look at everyone else [in the bar]?
Touché.
Oh Frasier, I think I'm going to come back to work here.
What?! No no no no no no. Listen as Frasier Crane M.D. I don't think that's a good idea for the two of you. And as Frasier Crane Man I don't think it's a good idea for the three of us.
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