Eddie LeBec quotes from Cheers

Carla

Eddie's got an extra ticket to the RV show for tonight, Coach. How's that sound?

Coach

Terrific.

Carla

Well go ahead. I'll cover for ya.

Coach

Hot dog!

Carla

Some luck, huh Eddie?

Eddie

Well, I guess I'm not going to get a good night kiss.

Carla

You might if you're nice to him.

Eddie

What is so bad? Twins means we're twice blessed.

Sam

Yeah, I had twins once and it was the happiest day of my life.

Carla

For the first time in my life when morning comes around I want to open up my eyes instead of my wrists.

Eddie

That's beautiful, honey.

Eddie

Hey, are the kids home? I haven't talked to them since I got back. I want to give them a call.

Carla

Oh yeah go ahead. Just make sure you identify yourself by name. Just saying "It's dad" leaves too much confusion.