Cheers Season 5 quotes

I don't notice any difference.

Oh, yes, yes. There's a difference in everything. The whole world just changed for me. [pause, looking up] Ohh, look. The stars are new. The moon is new. Sam Malone is new, and I like him. [pointing to the stars] And I like them. And they like me. And none of us like you.

[Sam takes a step towards Diane.]

Am I going overboard again?

No, no, no. Don't be silly. That would mean I care, and I don't. Bye bye, Diane.

Where are you going?

I'm going to swim ashore.

You can't do that.

Very well, I'll take the dingy. See how quickly the new Sam adjusts.

You're going to just leave me out here all alone?

Yes, I am.

[sighs] Sam. Sam Malone, if you leave me out here all alone, you are the most despicable creature on Earth!

Well, I... y'am what I y'am, and that's all that I y'am.

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Are you in pain, Woody?

Woody

No, I was just thinkin'.

Yeah, the first time's always the worst.

Woody

Who do you think Sam's gonna propose to, tonight?

What're you babblin' about, Billy Bob Joe Jim?

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S5 E2The Cape Cad

The one thing I really hate is to eat alone. I always feel like someone's looking at me.

I'm the only one here.

Well you're looking at me.

You can either join me or I can eat with my eyes closed.

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I see what you're doing here. You're trying to plant a seed in my brain.

Oh don't be silly. I know of nothing that grows in solid rock.

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S5 E3Money Dearest

Woody

My first bachelor party. No dates, right?

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Hey, Fitzie, thanks for that $20 tip last night. I don't want you getting the wrong idea about me.

FMr. Fitzgerald

Carla, I know that your favors are not for sale.

See, that's what I mean about the wrong idea.

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S5 E4Abnormal Psychology

I suggest that your behavior indicates an unacceptable level of sexual frustration. You strike me as a man who needs professional help. Or perhaps a girlfriend.

And you strike me as a woman who could use a good cuffing.

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Don't you see?! What these two people, who are such geniuses at romance, are trying to do is to get you to take your hair down, thinking that it will stimulate me like some sort of Pavlovian dog. So, why don't you just oblige them. Get this silliness over with so we can get on with our lives.

[Lilith takes down her hair and fixes it to where it is over her shoulders.]

You mean like this?

[lustful] Precisely. You know what?

What?

I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you hard and I'm going to kiss you long. But make no mistake about it, I am going to kiss you. In fact, I'm going to kiss you like you've never--

[Lilith throws her arms around Frasier and kisses him in a long embrace.]

Yes. Like that. Now, listen, Lilith. I think you and I have just been too articulate for words. We talk and we talk when what we really want to do is show how we feel.

I think, Dr. Crane--

Look, I don't care what you think. We both wanna be animals. Now, I'm going back to my tastefully decorated townhouse and prove it.

[Frasier starts towards the door. He stops right next to Lilith.]

Well, I-I suggest you come with me.

I think I see what you're trying to do, Dr. Crane, and I just want you to know...[breathes heavily] It worked.

[Lilith jumps into Frasier's arms.]

Let's go.

[Frasier carries Lilith out of Cheers.]

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S5 E5House of Horrors with Formal Training and Used Brick

Boy, I'll tell you it's hopeless. I have looked everywhere in the Boston area and I just cannot find a house in my price range.

What's the big rush? Your apartment's fine.

No, it's not. My kids get bigger, my apartment gets smaller. I don't know what it's like to be alone in the bathroom anymore. What's it like, Sam? Is it everything people say it is?

More. Much much more.

I knew it.

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Have you checked out the rest of the place yet?

No, I thought it might be a good idea to have a beer first.