What the hell's in the box?
Those are my bees, Miss Howe.
Enough said.
Can I keep them in there until the end of the day?
Sure, anything you want. In my mood I'll agree to anything.
Sounds like my cue.
S7 E3Executive Sweet (1)
[to Rebecca] Let's try this. Have sex with me 25 times and if the end of the night you're still not sure then I won't say another thing.
S7 E4One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape (2)
[about Martin] How does a guy so young get to be so incredibly powerful?
I just try to maintain a cheerful attitude and try not abuse my position.
I hate to change the subject but I don't know if anyone recognizes, we seem to have a little problem here.
Oh you need another beer, Mr. Peterson.
Okay we have two problems here.
S7 E5Those Lips, Those Ice
You must be gettin' pretty excited.
Yeah, I thought that ice show would never get back to Boston. It has been tough. He [Eddie] misses me. The kids miss him. Not to mention that I happen to be at my sexual peak.
You've been there since you were 12.
When you find a place you like, why leave it?
Hey, are the kids home? I haven't talked to them since I got back. I want to give them a call.
Oh yeah go ahead. Just make sure you identify yourself by name. Just saying "It's dad" leaves too much confusion.
S7 E6Norm, Is That You?
You should be decorating professionally.
Doing you folks a favor is one thing. Anymore of this interior decorating junk could really eat into my reputation as a lazy, beer-guzzling lump of mashed potatoes.
But Norm, you have a gift.
A gift? Try a curse, pal. I spent my whole damn life trying to cover up the fact that I have a great sense of color and I always know where to put the ottoman.
I can't go on with this any longer. I wanted to be your decorator so I pretended to be who I thought you wanted me to be but it's time I came out of the closet. I'm straight.
RRobert
Impossible.
Ever since I was a little boy I've known that I prefer girls. But the point is I think you should judge people for what they do not for who they do.
S7 E7How to Win Friends and Electrocute Yourself
[about their conversation] Yeah, why wasn't it the stupidest?
Well frankly it lacks meaningless statistics and inane historical trivia. Say where is Cliff anyway?
Yeah, is he still in the hospital?
I don't know. How's he doin'?
I thought you were gonna go see him.
Well I tried. I mean I got as far as the hospital lobby but you know that smell of alcohol makes me really queasy. [motions for a beer refill]
The Globe's doing an article on women who run pubs and now he wants to take my picture. I really dread this.
Why?
Because I get so tensed up in front of a camera. All of a sudden I look like something the cat coughed up.
Oooh, can I have an 8x10 for my mantlepiece?
How about a 2x4 for your bridgework?
S7 E8Jumping Jerks
[about sky diving] I just think it's really exciting - the danger of drifting through space. You know, talk about a turn on.
Please do.
Fellas it's late. You've had a few beers, you'll agree to anything.
Damn right, we will.
S7 E9Send in the Crane
I'm sittin' at a table in this restaurant with Judy and Laurie. The mother reaches over and grabs my knees and says "Sam, I want you." Then I feel the daughter reach over and grabs the other knee and she says "I want you too, Sammy."
Well yeah yeah.
Then I woke up. You know what this dream means don't you?
It means you even dream better than we do.
Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. Remember the time I dated those lovely Henshaw triplets all at the same time.
Sammy first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish, and second of all, that was one chick.
S7 E10Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Woody, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.
They wouldn't do that.
They did it to me. But I got the best of them.
How's that?
[laughing] I loved it.
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