I suggest that your behavior indicates an unacceptable level of sexual frustration. You strike me as a man who needs professional help. Or perhaps a girlfriend.
And you strike me as a woman who could use a good cuffing.
S5 E4Abnormal Psychology
Don't you see?! What these two people, who are such geniuses at romance, are trying to do is to get you to take your hair down, thinking that it will stimulate me like some sort of Pavlovian dog. So, why don't you just oblige them. Get this silliness over with so we can get on with our lives.
[Lilith takes down her hair and fixes it to where it is over her shoulders.]
You mean like this?
[lustful] Precisely. You know what?
What?
I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you hard and I'm going to kiss you long. But make no mistake about it, I am going to kiss you. In fact, I'm going to kiss you like you've never--
[Lilith throws her arms around Frasier and kisses him in a long embrace.]
Yes. Like that. Now, listen, Lilith. I think you and I have just been too articulate for words. We talk and we talk when what we really want to do is show how we feel.
I think, Dr. Crane--
Look, I don't care what you think. We both wanna be animals. Now, I'm going back to my tastefully decorated townhouse and prove it.
[Frasier starts towards the door. He stops right next to Lilith.]
Well, I-I suggest you come with me.
I think I see what you're trying to do, Dr. Crane, and I just want you to know...[breathes heavily] It worked.
[Lilith jumps into Frasier's arms.]
Let's go.
[Frasier carries Lilith out of Cheers.]
S5 E5House of Horrors with Formal Training and Used Brick
Boy, I'll tell you it's hopeless. I have looked everywhere in the Boston area and I just cannot find a house in my price range.
What's the big rush? Your apartment's fine.
No, it's not. My kids get bigger, my apartment gets smaller. I don't know what it's like to be alone in the bathroom anymore. What's it like, Sam? Is it everything people say it is?
More. Much much more.
I knew it.
Have you checked out the rest of the place yet?
No, I thought it might be a good idea to have a beer first.
Yeah, I find that pretty much applies to everything.
S5 E6Tan 'N' Wash
You wore your socks in the tanning booth?
Well I've got to be careful, Sammy. The Clavin men have feet like a baby's bottom.
With faces to match.
Sam, may I have your ear for a moment?
Yeah, just don't leave any bite marks.
S5 E7Young Dr. Weinstein
You didn't want to eat there anyway, Sam. The waiters pride themselves on rudeness. The portions are too small and it's exorbitantly overpriced.
You couldn't get in either?
Not till April.
Today marks the beginning of my seventh year as a United States postal carrier.
Woody, I think that calls for a little drink on the house. What do you think?
I think you're right, Mr. Peterson.
What the hell, give Cliffie one too.
S5 E8Knights of the Scimitar
What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?
Zsa Zsa marries a millionaire. Peterson drinks a beer. Film at 11.
Diane, change.
Not for you or any man.
No, no Diane. Change: nickels, dimes, quarters.
S5 E9Thanksgiving Orphans
Christmas comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
I think if you check Sam, it always comes on the 25th of December.
What could be more enjoyable than opening your heart with holiday cheer?
Opening yours with a can opener.
S5 E10Everyone Imitates Art
You know I was thinking about this the other day and I think in my next life I'd like to come back as the President of France.
Why is that, Wood?
Well I think it would attract a lot of business to the bar.
I've been plannin' my Elvis pilgrimage to Memphis for weeks and now Nick is backing out of takin' care of the kids. He says his appendix burst.
That seems serious to me.
His appendix bursts every time I need a favor.
If he was smart, he would have that removed.
S5 E12Dance, Diane, Dance
[watching her video] All my life I wanted to dance so badly!
Looks like you got your wish.
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