Carla and Sam in “House of Horrors with Formal Training and Used Brick”

Boy, I'll tell you it's hopeless. I have looked everywhere in the Boston area and I just cannot find a house in my price range.

What's the big rush? Your apartment's fine.

No, it's not. My kids get bigger, my apartment gets smaller. I don't know what it's like to be alone in the bathroom anymore. What's it like, Sam? Is it everything people say it is?

More. Much much more.

I knew it.