[Everyone goes back to there cabins]
Wanna play shadow puppets?
I just drop teddy at the Laundromat.
[goes into his cabin] Phew! Goodbye camp Hello dreamland. [noticed Clam was in his bed and screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
Edward You heard the Bedtime Bugle! Edward Day is over!
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
[Both breathing hardly]
Will you tell this fruitcake who Edward is?!
Will you tell that fruitcake who Edward is?!
ChipI think so.
[They went back to sleep]
[from inside] Nobody's interesting!
[from inside] Don't copy me!
[from inside] Stop doing that!
[from inside] Why are you such an idiot?! [the Bean Scouts wake up and goes to Edward's Cabin and complain] You can go to sleep after you tell this imitation who the original Edward is!
Not in this lifetime, butterball!
Okay, now that is Edward.
[The bean scouts all talking at once]
[walks up to Clam and Edward] Excuse me. Pardon me Fred. Pardon me hippo guy. Uh beg pardon pig character that I've not met until now. [chuckles] Looks like we've got ourselves a little mix up. Hmm. What we need here is a good old fashion face off to find the real Edward. Let's start with Edward on the Right.
Edward on the right?! THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!!! I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!!!!
Well, I guess that was pretty good.
I'm surrounded by idiots!
[The Bean Scouts Cheer]
This camp is only big enough for one Edward!
Edward on the right! Edward on the right!
[leaves his cabin] If he's Edward then who does that make me Clam? Ugh can't think of the worse...Wait a minute. Wait just one minute.
[Time card that says One Minute Later. Edward blows the bugle. Lazlo wakes up and Edward dressed like Clam]
Oh, um, hello there, Edward. What can I do for ya?
[imitating] Duh, me Clam.
Do you have something stuck in your throat, Edward?
No [grabs the picture] Duh, Clam. I am Clam.
Oh, I get it. He likes our picture.
Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, Edward.
Clam!!! I'm impersonating Clam, you idiots!!!
Okay, is he still doing Clam?
I think he's trying to do Edward again. Oooh, look what time it is. Well, Clam, we better get down to the mess hall. We don't want to miss breakfast.
[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]
How come we're having dinner for breakfast?
Good morning, friendship campers!
Good morning, Camp Kidney!
[Edward walks in]
Ooooh, he's really improving.
Chip
Are we asleep?
Hey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?
Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?
Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.
Chip
Is your dream about Edward?
And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"
[Everyone Laughs]
Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.
Who's that supposed to be?
Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.
[Everyone laughs]
[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]
I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!
[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]
Please tell me that's not drool.
Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]
I win! I'm the king of the Edwards! EUUUUUUUUAGGGH!!! [starts to have his gooseberry allergy] Gooseberry hives?! Well at least I'm still Edward.
[Episode ends]
Chip
Let's see, what do you think?
[examines the penny] Hmm, not bad... [Chip starts to smile] ...But not good. [Chip frowns] It's a fake!
What? But, how do you know?
Chip
Our penny had a picture of Abraham Lincoln on it.
That penny has a picture of Abraham Lincoln on it.
Chip
Our Abraham Lincoln had an eyepatch.
[Lazlo's eyes roll crazy and his head explodes]
Chip
Keep you're phoniness penny [gives the headless Lazlo back the penny]
How dumb those he think we are?
[After the Bean Scouts throw away their clothes; Lumpus is giving them an announcement]
Listen up, Beans, Say goodbye to those cotton-poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash, wear and repeat, For I, Algonquin C. Genius, have invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.
BSBeans Scouts
[off-screen] Yeah!
[Lumpus takes out some red paint]
Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?
Not at all, choose any style you like.
[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]
CSChip and Skip
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]
OCOwl Cop
[off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?
Umm, what does it look like?
OCOwl Cop
Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes. [Lumpus has an unhappy expression] What color do you have?
[as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about...do it.
OCOwl Cop
Oh man, that's perfect.
Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.
OCOwl Cop
You got any bicycle paint? [later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle] Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this! [drives away]
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